Posted By: Urban Worrier
Tom's Tuesday Ten - 09/09/14 05:59 PM
More Tom Swifties.(For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
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-1. "I've never known it to be this cold," said Tom b-------.
-2. "It's what we use to fly our helicopter," said Tom and Mrs Swifty c-----------.
3. "I've got my amplifier turned all the way up to 11," said Tom g--------.
-4. "If there is any animal that can get the job done, it's a mallard," Tom said p-----------.
-5. "What a grand dam," Tom said c-----.
-6. "I'm investing in old German currency once again," Tom r-------.
-7. "I wonder if I'd have better luck if I fished with a net instead of a rod and line," Tom d------.
-8. It's a Gaussian distribution," said Tom n-------.
-9. “Slicks are great for drag racing,” said Tom s-------.
-10. "Anyone know a Confederate leader?" Tom asked g--------.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
· -1. "I've never known it to be this cold," said Tom b-------.
-2. "It's what we use to fly our helicopter," said Tom and Mrs Swifty c-----------.
3. "I've got my amplifier turned all the way up to 11," said Tom g--------.
-4. "If there is any animal that can get the job done, it's a mallard," Tom said p-----------.
-5. "What a grand dam," Tom said c-----.
-6. "I'm investing in old German currency once again," Tom r-------.
-7. "I wonder if I'd have better luck if I fished with a net instead of a rod and line," Tom d------.
-8. It's a Gaussian distribution," said Tom n-------.
-9. “Slicks are great for drag racing,” said Tom s-------.
-10. "Anyone know a Confederate leader?" Tom asked g--------.
