Posted By: Urban Worrier
Tom's Tuesday Ten - 11/11/14 07:32 PM
More Tom Swifties.(For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
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-1. "Your wedding-band looks much better now it's been reduced in width," said Tom f-----------.
-2. "Well, that's what I'm going to do," said Tom i-------.
-3. "The volcano's gonna blow!" Tom e------.
-4. "I'm so hungry, I could eat a 1/4 of a bushel of that," Tom said p--------.
-5. "I can see a lifeless Greek god," Tom said with a d------ e---------.
-6. "I like LSD," Tom said a-----.
-7. "That weighs 2240 pounds," Tom said w-------.
-8. "I have finally switched to centimetres and meters," said Tom, d-------.
-9. "This is the first step towards my thesis", said Tom a---------.
-10. "I think all those feminists should go back to being housewives", said Tom d-----------.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
ยท -1. "Your wedding-band looks much better now it's been reduced in width," said Tom f-----------.
-2. "Well, that's what I'm going to do," said Tom i-------.
-3. "The volcano's gonna blow!" Tom e------.
-4. "I'm so hungry, I could eat a 1/4 of a bushel of that," Tom said p--------.
-5. "I can see a lifeless Greek god," Tom said with a d------ e---------.
-6. "I like LSD," Tom said a-----.
-7. "That weighs 2240 pounds," Tom said w-------.
-8. "I have finally switched to centimetres and meters," said Tom, d-------.
-9. "This is the first step towards my thesis", said Tom a---------.
-10. "I think all those feminists should go back to being housewives", said Tom d-----------.
I burnt a lot of braincells trying to get that one. 
