Posted By: Urban Worrier
Tom's Tuesday Ten - 11/18/14 06:40 PM
More Tom Swifties.(For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
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-1. "There's no point to it," said Tom d----.
-2. "You've got to read some of Hemingway's novels," Tom said e--------.
-3. "It's great being in bed with the mumps," said Tom i-----------.
-4. "I lost at Russian Roulette," Tom said a-------------.
-5. "I've joined the navy," Tom said f---------.
-6. "After careful consideration, I think we should eat kosher tonight", said Tom j----------.
-7. "I find you guilty!" said Tom w--- c---------.
-8. "Where shall I plant these water-lilies?" Tom p-------.
-9. "I usually feel better after I take an antacid," Tom said b--------.
-10. “I can lend you the money,” Tom said w--- i-------.
Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter
· -1. "There's no point to it," said Tom d----.
-2. "You've got to read some of Hemingway's novels," Tom said e--------.
-3. "It's great being in bed with the mumps," said Tom i-----------.
-4. "I lost at Russian Roulette," Tom said a-------------.
-5. "I've joined the navy," Tom said f---------.
-6. "After careful consideration, I think we should eat kosher tonight", said Tom j----------.
-7. "I find you guilty!" said Tom w--- c---------.
-8. "Where shall I plant these water-lilies?" Tom p-------.
-9. "I usually feel better after I take an antacid," Tom said b--------.
-10. “I can lend you the money,” Tom said w--- i-------.
