Christmas Cryptograms

-1. GHKHS NESSC DZEIW WLH VOYH EM CEIS RLSOVWPDV WSHH. OG WLH HCHV EM RLOFASHG, WLHC DSH DFF 30 MHHW WDFF. ~FDSSC NOFAH

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-10. ZAMXM AFR UMMK BKDL BKM GAXWRZTFR -- ZAM XMRZ FXM FKKWPMXRFXWMR. ~E. N. GFTMXBK

1.Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. - Larry Wilde.

3. Do give books--religious or otherwise--for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal. ~Lenore Hershey

2. CHRISTMAS IS A TIME WHEN KIDS TELL SANTA WHAT THEY WANT AND THE ADULTS PAY FOR IT. dEFICITS ARE WHEN ADULTS TELL THE GOVERNMENT WHAT THEY WANT AND THE KIDS PAY FOR IT.

10. There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.
~ W. J. Cameron

Excellent solves!

4. Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren't a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?
~Charlie Brown Christmas Movie

5. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ~Shirley Temple

6. Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money? ~ Tom Armstrong

Three more bite the dust!

7. When we remember Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness. - Bob Hope

Yes, Lex!

9. Santa Claus wears a red suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
~Arlo Guthrie

8. Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the holiday season, that very
special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old
traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.
~Dave Barry

Nicely tidied up, guys!