Misc. Xmas funnies. (Hint)

-1.How do sheep in Spain say Merry Christmas?
F----- N------!

-2.What kind of motorcycle would Santa ride?
A H---- Davidson

-3.How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel?
On an i----- built for two.

-4.When Santa has a barn dance, what does he call it?
A -- -- -- Down.

5.What do you call an ELF who sings?
A W--p--r!

-6.Why does Scrooge love reindeer?
Because every b--- is d--- to him.

-7.What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A c----- s----!

-8.Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
Because he was s------

-9.Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low e-- e-----.

-10.Santa stores all the presents in the p--- v----.

9. elf esteem

3. Icicle Hi Curly

Bernie

Thanks. Hi Bernie.

4. Ho, Ho, Ho!

Thanks Gerry. Have a nice Xmas.

7. cookie sheet

8. Stuffed!

Joyeux Noel, Remi.

1.Fleece navidad

Thanks. Merci K. A toi aussi et ta famille.

6, Because every buck is dear to him.

Close enough Flo. dear should be deer.

10. pole vault

2. Holly Davidson

Thanks.

see hint

5. a wrapper

That was a toughie!

You got it Bob.