Posted By: curly
Jokes/puns - 02/23/15 08:17 AM
-1.I used to be a banker but I lost i-------
-2.The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his ---.
-3.A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the p-----. It marks the end of his s-------.
-4.When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'f--- at w---’.
-5.Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've d--- a little i-----.
-6.The experienced carpenter really n----- it, but the new guy s------ everything up.
-7.Broken puppets for sale. No s------ attached.
8.I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a p----.
-9.John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't s---- b-----.
-10.There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an o-- d---.
-2.The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his ---.
-3.A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the p-----. It marks the end of his s-------.
-4.When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'f--- at w---’.
-5.Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've d--- a little i-----.
-6.The experienced carpenter really n----- it, but the new guy s------ everything up.
-7.Broken puppets for sale. No s------ attached.
8.I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a p----.
-9.John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't s---- b-----.
-10.There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an o-- d---.
