Posted By: curly
Jokes/puns.(Hint) - 03/26/15 07:27 AM
-1.A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had ?.
-2.A blind man walks into a bar. And a t----. And a c----.
-3.My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he only has his s---- to blame.
-4.What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a b-- p—.
-5.Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in t----.
6.I wrote a song about a t-r--l-a. Well actually, it’s more of a w--p.
-7.What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A t-------s.
-8.I started a band called 999 Megabytes, we haven’t gotten a --- yet.
-9.I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was t--- a d-- off.
-10.If Apple made a car, would it have w-----s?
-2.A blind man walks into a bar. And a t----. And a c----.
-3.My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he only has his s---- to blame.
-4.What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a b-- p—.
-5.Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in t----.
6.I wrote a song about a t-r--l-a. Well actually, it’s more of a w--p.
-7.What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A t-------s.
-8.I started a band called 999 Megabytes, we haven’t gotten a --- yet.
-9.I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was t--- a d-- off.
-10.If Apple made a car, would it have w-----s?
