Posted By: curly
Jokes. - 06/22/15 07:26 AM
-1.Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love b-----' r-----.
-2.Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little s--------.
-3.Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A: Look grandpa, no h----!
-4.Q: Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his c-----.
-5.A plateau is the highest form of f-------.
-6.I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. N---- a----.
-7.A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked, 'Got any I. D. ?' The driver replied, 'B--- w---?’
-8.Rembrandt painted 700 pictures in his life time and Americans have all s---- t------d of them.
-9.Our baby was so big when he was born, the doctor was afraid to s--- h--.
10.I would go through many things for you. Let's start with your b--- a------!
A. I just love b-----' r-----.
-2.Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little s--------.
-3.Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A: Look grandpa, no h----!
-4.Q: Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his c-----.
-5.A plateau is the highest form of f-------.
-6.I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. N---- a----.
-7.A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked, 'Got any I. D. ?' The driver replied, 'B--- w---?’
-8.Rembrandt painted 700 pictures in his life time and Americans have all s---- t------d of them.
-9.Our baby was so big when he was born, the doctor was afraid to s--- h--.
10.I would go through many things for you. Let's start with your b--- a------!
