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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, GBC!

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OK...next test...pull down your pants and bend over...

Now that is a selfie pic.

That'sssnot in my nose.

Disproving the old saying, "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

Dude, I can't!!! I'm stuck on it's finger!!!

so far, so funny.

Just seconds after Bill took the photo Tommy sneezed, pushing the bust's finger two inches into his nasal cavity. Bill then used Tommy's smartphone to call for medical help. It took the Fire Department a little over an hour and a half to cut the finger off the bust. The bronze finger had to be cooled frequently while it was cut so as not to burn Bill's nose and sinus cavity. Once removed, an ambulance transported Tommy to the nearest hospital to have the finger surgically removed. After Tommy woke from the surgery he found a note pinned to his hospital gown from the head ICU nurse ... "Some opportunities are best left to float right past your nose. Can't wait to talk to you about this incident ... Bill's story didn't make sense ... sorry we had to cut your Jedi shirt. Signed Nurse Ratched"

To the tune, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

M'dusa the wide nosed tourist
Had a big nose of his own
But if you ever picked it
You would then be turned to stone

'But they told me that doing this would get me the girl of my dreams. Next, I suppose you'll tell me there are no Snype to hunt?"

good ones so far. Still have time. I'll pick the winner tomorrow

I had a hard time choosing as all these were so good but I kept coming back and laughing at Zookeeper's
That'sssnot in my nose. So congrats Zookeeper....here's your trophy

zookeeper

Congratulations to zookeeper on her 22nd trophy!

Congrats zook!

Wow what a surprise! I wondered if that line might be too yucky Thanks Gail! Thanks all!

That line was "classic" ZooK

Congratulations!!

Thanks soot!!