Jokes.

-1. What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just w----!

-2.Time is a great healer, but a l---y b--------n.

-3. Before a performance, is it proper to say b---- a l-- to a ballet dancer?

-4. What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A b------e

-5. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? A: S---------e.

-6. Did you hear about the monster with five legs? A: His t------s fit him like a g----.

7. Venison for dinner again? Oh, d---!

-8.What is a computer's first sign of old age?
L--- of m-----.

-9. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is s-----!

-10. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same m----- n---.

1. Waved Good morning Curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie, thanks.

2. Lousy beautician.

Bonjour Remi.

3. break a leg

5. Shakespeare

4. barbecue Morning Curly

Good answers. Hi Cue. Salut Kev.

10. middle name

6. trousers..glove

Morning curly,

8 - loss of memory

Thanks. Hi Gail.

9. silent

7. dear

Thanks Marian. Wrong spelling mxm.

Wasn't sure which spelling you wanted deer

Thanks mxm.

7. "deer"