Cryptograms

-1. EIMKXYT FYDD-BIMFI SETPZ DEIVNETB PZ KXY ETA VY KTPMNSXY, E NMOPIR NMIGNYIK KM KXY NEIC JTEOY FMNYI EIV NYI FXM XEOY VPYV KTCPIR KM OPZPK PK. ~VEOY JETTC

-2. JVL YKWWZLZP IVAWFKIZI BZLZ QAMZP JG WEZ IAPZBKMC KDKAG; BZ EKP MJGDZL BKSI WJ DJ. YVW GJ HKWWZL, WEZ LJKP AI MAOZ. ~NKFC CZLJVKF

-3. BAQVEN BD BAK XVBKONBQBK AXRAPQF NFNBKI, XB XN VDP HDNNXSYK BD BOQZKY GODI WDQNB BD WDQNB PXBADTB NKKXVR QVFBAXVR. ~ WAQOYKN ETOQYB

-4. PV CFX GINIMO OZI VFFJ, PSAFGI OZI MXUOFBU, VILG OZI GITPSPFA LAJ LQFPJ OZI KIFKTI, CFX BPSZO EIOOIG UOLC ZFBI. ~NLBIU BPMZIAIG

-5. KTAI SWASUWLIR YM YWUGAQ, QUE MPY UQQ EMPW JQMYTAN UIV UQQ EMPW OMIAE. YTAI YUFA TUQZ YTA JQMYTAN UIV YKLJA YTA OMIAE. ~NPNUI TAQQAW

-6. C TCK AGF PJCNJX GFTJ MF TJKR GHTXJPW CKR FMGJSX HX C QGHPFXFQGJS; UDM GJ AGF VFJX WSFT EFDKMSB MF EFDKMSB, VDHRJR UB MGJ UPHKR HTQDPXJ FW EDSHFXHMB, HX C NCVCUFKR. ~FPHNJS VFPRXTHMG

-7. O VOV EWK BIJJX IEVMPUKGEV KQM VPMGV KMPL "KMPLOEGJ OJJEMUU" IEKOJ O UGZ QMGKQPWZ BWP LXUMJB. ~VMEEOU SWKKMP

-8. A SZW'K KPAWF XR ZWHKPAWL KPZK IMSAKIV Z LQIZKIQ VIWVI XR SPAYGYAFI CXWGIQ KPZW KX TI AW Z SXBWKQH CPIQI HXB ZQI ALWXQZWK XR ZYOXVK IDIQHKPAWL. ~TAYY TQHVXW

-9. EHRQHZ KRVHZRXVKSRXW XKZNSZV AXP X YSRVZSW VSOHZ VAXV POXLP KR VAH OKRE. VAH JSSE VAKRJ XDSCV KV KP VAXV KV WSSIP NHZBHYVWL PVKWW VS VAH NKWSVP OAS’QH DHHR EZKRIKRJ. ~UHWXRKH OAKVH

-10. SPQ ZVGX QHO AUQ KHGXJDXEX, CHP'Z FSQ QHOE NEXCVZ NSEC RVUU. VA ZDX FUSPX NESKD USPCK, ZDHKX FXHFUX JVUU PXTXE KZHF UHHLVPY AHE QHO. ~LXULOUOK

4. If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the
religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home.
~James Michener

3. Thanks to the interstate highway system it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything. ~ Charles Kuralt

Hey, a quote I actually already knew. Unlike usual, I got it after getting only about a quarter of the letters.

8. I can't think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything. ~Bill Bryson

Nice solves, folks!

(Memo to self - avoid quotes that Bob recognises...)

1. Another well known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it. ~Dave Barry

6. A man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher; but he who goes from country to country, guided by the blind impulse of curiosity, is a vagabond. ~ Oliver Goldsmith

Good solves, gentlemen

2. Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. ~Jack Kerouac

Ah - the good old days. Nice solve, manxman!

7. I did not fully understand the dread term "terminal illness" until I saw Heathrow for myself. ~Dennis Potter

You got it, Sondi!

9. Denver International Airport has a control tower that sways in the wind. The good thing about it is that it looks perfectly still to the pilots who've been drinking. ~ Melanie White

10. Any time you fly somewhere, don't pay your credit card bill. If the plane crash lands, those people will never stop looking for you. ~Kelkulus

5. When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money. ~Susan Heller

Gentlemen - I raise my glass to you! (Any excuse...)

Nice finish