Posted By: curly
Jokes. - 05/09/16 07:20 AM
-1.A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who m------ it.
-2.I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are
f------- behind you.
-3.When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the c------ parts.
-4.When I call a family meeting I turn off the house w--- and wait for them all to come running.
5.When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire s----- p-----.
-6.Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your - and wondered -?
-7.I like birthdays, but I think too many can k--- y--.
-8.Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless w---------s?
-9.Turning vegan is a big m----- s----.
-10.One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're t----.
-2.I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are
f------- behind you.
-3.When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the c------ parts.
-4.When I call a family meeting I turn off the house w--- and wait for them all to come running.
5.When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire s----- p-----.
-6.Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your - and wondered -?
-7.I like birthdays, but I think too many can k--- y--.
-8.Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless w---------s?
-9.Turning vegan is a big m----- s----.
-10.One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're t----.
