More jokes.

-1.Question: Why did the poor man sell yeast? Answer: To r---- some d----.

-2.Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? A. “Give me my
q----------!”

-3.Q. Why is there a gate around cemeteries? A. Because people are d---- to get in.

-4.Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door. A. Close the door I am d-------!

5.Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? A: Because he was on a r---.

-6.Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A. You look f------.

-7.Q. What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A. A s------.

-8.Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no a---------.

-9.Q.Why was the little strawberry crying? A.Because his p-----s were in a j--.

-10.Q. How did the pirate stop smoking. A. He used the p----.

2. Quarterback - Hi Curly

Bernie

Thanks Bernie.

4 - dressing

7. slipper

Morning curly

8. atmosphere Morning Curly

10 patch

Morning curly,

1. To raise some dough?

Morning all. Merci.

6. flushed

Good one Joan.

3. Dying

Salut Remi!

9. parents were in a jam

Good ones. Bonjour Kev.

5 - he was on a roll

Thanks niteowl.