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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, LadyKestrel! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible.

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Escaping from Colonel Harland David Sanders?

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue
Nowadays, who knew, chickens do it too
So let's all raise a glass and shout anew
Cocka-doo-dle-doo-dle-doo!!

KFC introduces their freshest bucket yet.

Coq au pan...

Why did the chicken cross the water?

Who wants surf and turf?

Dr. Oz's latest cure for Harriet's egg constipation

Clucky sets out to find the legendary paradise of Vege-taria.

Having been unsuccessful with messages in bottles, Robinson Crusoe spent 15 years training his pet chicken Henrietta to recite the co-ordinates of his desert island. Henrietta spent 5 long years adrift in her perilous craft before striking land, where the first person she met was not only deaf, but subsequently became famous as the inventor of Chicken McNuggets...

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That was strong Urban Worrier

These are very funny so far, but I can't resist adding one:

The real Chicken of the Sea

LadyK

I’ve traveled the lonely oceans
Washed up and down the waves
I’ve learned a lot and lost a lot,
And proved the ocean misbehaves...

buck, buck, buck, buckAHHHH

Cluck-a-doodle

We got some very funny responses to our floating chicken this week, but I think our Urban Worrier's Robinson Crusoe story with the twisted ending deserves the trophy this week. Congratulations, Rog!

Congratulations to Urban Worrier on his 25th trophy!

Congrats Rog

Bravo UW

Woo Hoo Hoo Rog! Look at you

Congratulations

Good one, Rog!

Thanks, folks - brings a tear to my eye each time I read it...