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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, DocPaul! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible.

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"Bear with me..."

Forgot to bring his Coca-Koala;
he won't stop chasing me...

"Legs, don't fail me now!"

Bob sets his personal best time.

Winner of the 2016 Bike&Bear Race in Grizzly Falls, California.

Why Coke switched to Polar Bears

Exit, pursued by a bear.
-William Shakespeare, The Winter's Tale

my non-competitive entries: "You bike-riding b%^$&##d, what did you do with Boo Boo??" and "Only you can prevent forest fliers."

Another non-competitive entry: They say Lance Armstrong won because of his steroid use: I say it was because of his BEARoid use.

"Come on Buddy keep up. You'll never win the animal marathon being this slow. "

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah,
Zip-a-dee-ay.
My oh my what a wonderful day.
Plenty of bikers headed my way.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah,
Zip-a-dee-ay.

LadyK

I'll be judging tonight......... if I remember..........

Bear with me...

HI all,
It came down to a choice between "Legs, don't fail me now" and LadyK's poem with "plenty of bikers headed my way"; and with my wife's help, we went with LadyK's entry. I laughed like crazy at the thought of a bear humming and singing with joy about bikers coming, presumably for food. LOL
So congrats to LadyK!!!



Paul

Congratulations to Lady Kestrel on her 32nd trophy!

Bravo LadyK

Woo Hoo Hoo LadyK .. You Rock

Congrats, LadyK!

A worthy winner, Lady K!

Thanks, Paul and everyone! I look forward to this week's laughs.