Posted By: curly
Jokes. June 26 (Hint) - 06/26/17 07:52 AM
-1.Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was -- S---es.
-2.I used to work at a fire hydrant factory, couldn't ---- nowhere near the place.
3.There is only one thing that a man will brag about his being smaller than another man's, and that's his c--l p---e.
-4.What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner? the c--- s-----e-.
-5.Several years ago, the State of Missouri was looking for something to replace their "Show me State" motto. Their tourist agency came up with "M------- ---e- c-----y"
-6.Why was the father centipede so upset? All of the k--- -ee-e- -e- s--es!
-7.Victor was smartly dressed, well shaven and
with the best haircut he had had for years.
Many of his friends and relatives saw him,
yet no one complimented him.
Why not? he w-- -- - c----n.
-8.A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a b--- and a m--."
-9.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is s-----!
-10.What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same m----- n---.
-2.I used to work at a fire hydrant factory, couldn't ---- nowhere near the place.
3.There is only one thing that a man will brag about his being smaller than another man's, and that's his c--l p---e.
-4.What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner? the c--- s-----e-.
-5.Several years ago, the State of Missouri was looking for something to replace their "Show me State" motto. Their tourist agency came up with "M------- ---e- c-----y"
-6.Why was the father centipede so upset? All of the k--- -ee-e- -e- s--es!
-7.Victor was smartly dressed, well shaven and
with the best haircut he had had for years.
Many of his friends and relatives saw him,
yet no one complimented him.
Why not? he w-- -- - c----n.
-8.A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a b--- and a m--."
-9.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is s-----!
-10.What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same m----- n---.
