Squiggle

Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, ScarletDragon! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible.

Squiggle

"Doc, what's your diagnosis?"

"An overdose of beta carotene and a serious case of ugly"

Jim was glad for that little voice that told him to save his receipt from the bunion remover.

Sure Sam's feet are jacked but his eyesight has never been better.

That morning Kevin knew which foot he had forgotten to put sunscreen on.

This little piggy went to the salad; this little piggy to the wok; and this little piggy cried "Garnish" all the way home.........

With the Cabbage Patch Dolls out of style we have the new "Carrot Patch Doll".

When VeggieTails went off the air, the creator desperately tried VeggieFoot.

South Carolina Journal reports: Die hard Clemson fan gets prosthetic foot after accident.

Sorry, but I can't look at that Squiggle without laughing hysterically. So many thoughts (many involving pedicures) just float in and out of my head.

There appears to be something wrong with this vegetarian's left foot, perhaps as a result of a secret and illicit addiction to bacon sandwiches...

Right foot diagnosed as "carrot caked"

Jay's transition to "Carrot Man" progressed one step at a time...

The Sad Orange Gnome never made the big time like his cousin, the Jolly Green Giant.

Scottie: "Captain! I told ye not to take a carrot into the transporter, wi' yeh!"
Kirk: "Nyah, what's up, Doc?"
Mccoy: "Jim, I'm a doctor, not a gardener!"
Spock; "Fascinating! Bring me the 1000 Island dressing."

Something went wrong during the pedicure session!

The kicking foot of the Dallas Cowboys' punter?

Doc

Where did the time go? I totally worked right through the weekend and missed my Squiggle judging duties. I have read and reread the entries until I can't laugh any more. They are all so awesome and hilarious. Despite the many excellent entries, I'm drawn to one in particular because I'm a lifelong Trekkie. I can hear DocPaul's Star Trek dialogue in the appropriate voices with the corresponding facial expressions and it's priceless!

Scottie: "Captain! I told ye not to take a carrot into the transporter, wi' yeh!"
Kirk: "Nyah, what's up, Doc?"
Mccoy: "Jim, I'm a doctor, not a gardener!"
Spock; "Fascinating! Bring me the 1000 Island dressing."

Congratulations Doc ... I agree ScarletD ... I can hear them too!!!

A stellar entry and worthy winner from Doc!

Congratulations to DocPaul on his 53rd trophy!

Congrats, DocPaul

Congrats Doc

Doc

wow. thanks!! Another 11th hour submission. I guess from now on, I will just wait until the last minute to put in captions. My warp drive needs a week to warm up a good one.

Paul

Another little gem, Paul!