Silly riddles. June 27

1.What did the outlaw give his wife for her birthday? A s----

-2.What do you get if you cross a telephone and a shirt? r--- a----- the c-----

-3.When is a thief neither left-handed nor right-handed? When he is u---------d.

-4.What kind of sweets do thieves steal? h-- c-------e

-5.Why did the horse go to the doctor? For h-- f----

-6.What is the difference between an outlaw and a church bell? One s----s from the people; the other p---s from the steeple.

-7.Why couldn't the church steeple keep a secret? Because the bell always t----d.

-8.What is a poet's favorite soda pop? L---- and r----

-9.What did one candle say to the other candle? "G---- out t------?"

-10.How does the butcher speak? He t---s t----y.

6. Steals / peals - Hi Curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie, merci.

2. Ring around the collar

Salut Remi

3. Underhanded!
Morning curly!

5. hay fever

7. tolled

Thanks. Hi Gerry. Bonjour Kevin.

4. hot chocolate

Thanks Joan.

8. lemon and rhyme Hi Curly

Hey Cue. Merci.

10. talks turkey

9. Going out together?

Morning curly,

Hi Gail. Close enough, I have 'tonight'

Thanks Marian.

1. a stole

Thanks mxm.