Riddles. July 10

-1.What did one lifesaver say to the other lifesaver?
"You were m--- for me."

-2.What did the big watch hand say to the little watch hand?
"Don't go away, I'll be b--- in an h---."

-3.What was the Roy Rodgers' favorite subject in school?
T------------y.

-4.What did the father tree say to his son?
"You're a c--- off the old b----."

-5.What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
"Haven't you ever seen a c---- s----?"

6.What are witches' favorite desserts?
Ice c---- c----s.

-7.How are cities dressed?
With o-------s.

8.What did one broom say to the other broom?
"Have you h---- the latest d---?"

-9.Why did the silly man jump up and down?
He took his medicine and forgot to s---- the bottle.

-10.What do you get when you tear a scarf in two?
A b-----a s----.

2. Back in an hour - Good morning Curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie, merci.

9. Shake!!

1. mint
Morning curly

Thanks, hi Gerry.

5. comic strip

3. Triggernometry

4. a chip of the old block

Good ones.

7. outskirts Morning Curly

10. A bandana split

Merci.

8. have you heard the latest dirt

6. ice cream crones

Thanks.