Riddles. July 14

-1.How did the fish get its nose fixed?
It went to a plastic s------n.

-2.What did the electric plug say to the wall?
S----- to me.

-3.When is a pistol like a young horse?
When it's like a C---.

-4.What was the name of the most famous pickle gangster?
D-------r.

-5.What knights rode camels?
The A------ N----s.

-6.Why did the duck win the shoot-out?
Because he was a q---- s---.

-7.What symptoms did the hot charcoal complain to his doctor about?
G------ pains.

8.What is a sleeping bag?
A k------k.

-9.What happens to people who steal watches?
They get c----- and g-- t---.

-10.How does the king of the jungle take his medicine?
L--- d---.

1. Sturgeon Hi Curly, have a great weekend

Bernie

Hi Bernie, you also.

3. Colt
Hi curly

7. glowing pains

4. Dillinger

Morning, merci.

2 sockit to me! funny

9. They get caught and get time.

Morning curly,

Thanks. Hi Gail.

10 - lion down

Good one niteowl.

5. Arabian Nights

6. quack shot

Thanks.

8. a knapsack

Thanks mxm.