Riddles. Aug.14

-1.What kind of key opens a casket?
A s------n key.

2.Where do bulls go to dance?
To the m------l

-3.How do chickens dance?
C---- to c----

-4.Why is the moon like a dollar?
Because it has f--- q------s.

-5.Where do cows go to dance?
The d--c-------e.

-6.Why did the deer's mother wake her daughter in the morning?
Because she wanted her d-- to r---.

7.What is ice?
S--- s---f.

8.What music do cows like to listen to
C------o music.

-9.How did the hot dogs get married?
For b----- or w----.

-10.What time do ducks get up?
At the q---- of d---.

1. Skeleton Good morning Curly

Bernie

3. "Chick" to "Chick"
Morning curly!

Morning, merci.

4. four quarters

Morning curly

Hi Gail, thanks.

6. doe to rise

9. better or wurst Morning Curly

Thanks. Hi Cue.

10. quack of dawn

Thanks mxm.

5. discowtheque

Good one.

2. meatball

8. Cowlypso

7. Skid stuff

Mary

Thanks.