Riddles. Sept.4

-1.What did the farmer say when he wanted to get the sheep's attention?
"h-- ---."

-2.What happens when two surgeons fight?
S--- w---.

3.What does a sheep say when it has problems?
"Where there's a w---, there's a ---."

-4.Which bird is most worried about hygiene?
The r------, because he won't lend anybody his c---.

-5.How did the clock get bitten?
By a t---.

-6.What food is good for the brain?
N----- s---.

-7.Is the octopus mad?
yes, he's all -- in a---.

-8.Why is a rodeo horse rich?
It has a m------ b----.

-9.Why was the girl named Sugar?
Because she was so r------.

-10.What did the horse say when it finished eating a bale of hay?
"That's the l--- s----."

1. Hey ewe - Good morning Curly

Bernie

5. Tick
Good Morning curly

10. Last straw

Morning, merci.

6. noodle soup

2. Scar wars?

Good ones Joan and Kevin.

8. million bucks

9. refined?

Morning curly,

Thanks. Hi Gail.

7. all up in arms

Thanks mxm.

4 - the rooster - he won't lend his comb

Thanks niteowl.

3. Wool/way?

Thanks Flo.