Posted By: curly
Riddles. Sept.6 - 09/06/17 07:42 AM
-1.Why did the silly farmer take a needle into the field?
To s-- the corn.
-2.What is another name for a telephone booth?
A c--------x.
-3.What do you get if you cross and owl with an oyster?
An animal that drops p----s of w----m.
-4.Did the insects have a fight?
Yes, it was a f---for a--.
-5.What did the chicks say to the miser?
"C---- c----."
6.What position do pigs play on a baseball team?
S---- s---.
-7.When is the best time to milk a cow?
When she is in the m-----d.
-8.What hired killer never goes to jail?
An e----------r.
-9.Why did the man have to fix the horn on his car?
Because it didn't g--- a h---.
-10.Why are a rooster's feathers always smooth?
Because he carries a f--- c---.
To s-- the corn.
-2.What is another name for a telephone booth?
A c--------x.
-3.What do you get if you cross and owl with an oyster?
An animal that drops p----s of w----m.
-4.Did the insects have a fight?
Yes, it was a f---for a--.
-5.What did the chicks say to the miser?
"C---- c----."
6.What position do pigs play on a baseball team?
S---- s---.
-7.When is the best time to milk a cow?
When she is in the m-----d.
-8.What hired killer never goes to jail?
An e----------r.
-9.Why did the man have to fix the horn on his car?
Because it didn't g--- a h---.
-10.Why are a rooster's feathers always smooth?
Because he carries a f--- c---.
