Riddles. Sept.8

-1.How are prisoners like astronauts?
Both are interested in o---- s----.

2.Where did money get it's start?
On Noah's ark. The duck had a b---, the lamb had four q-------, the frog had a g--------, and the skunk had a s----.

-3.Why do prisoners eat a lot of sweets?
They are hoping to b---- o--.

-4.What did Noah do for the people who couldn't get into the ark?
He gave them a r--- c----.

-5.Why did the kid avoid the cemetery?
He wouldn't be c----- d--- there.

-6.What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It r----- a s----.

-7.What is the first thing an elephant does at the airport?
C---- his t----.

-8.How many different gnus are there?
Two, g--- gnus and b-- gnus.

-9.Why did the Sheriff arrest the cook?
Because he was b------ the eggs and w------- the cream.

-10.How does a physicist exercise?
By p------ i--.

1. Outer space Hi Curly, have a great weekend

Bernie

Hi Bernie, you also.

3. Break out!
Good morning to you curly

4. rain check

Good ones Ladies. Hi Gerry.

10. pumping ion

Thanks Joan.

6. raises a stink

Good one mxm.

8 - good gnus ,bad gnus

7 - check his trunk

Merci.

5. caught dead

Merci Marian.

9. Beating the eggs and Whipping the cream?

Thanks Mrs. N.

2. Bill, quarters, greenback and (s)cent

Have a good weekend, Remi

You also Kevin. Good answer.