Riddles. Sept.13

-1.How does a boat show affection?
It h--- the s----.

-2.Do rabbits use combs?
No, they use h--- b-----s.

-3.Why was the photographer arrested?
Because he s--- his customers then he b--- them up.

-4.What would you get if you crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler?
H--- s----.

-5.Why was the fisherman arrested?
For p------ a r--.

-6.What is worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
Finding h--- a worm.

7.What did the burglar get for robbing the rubber band factory?
A l--- s------.

-8.What is the difference between an exhausted runner and a burned out veterinarian?
One is d-- t---- and the other is t---- of d---.

-9.What kind of electricity do they have in Washington?
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-10.When did the fly fly?
When the s----- s---- her.

1. hugs the shore

Hi Marian, bonne réponse.

2. Hare brushes - Hi Curly

Bernie

4." Hare" Spray
Morning curly!

10. spider spied

Morning and merci.

3. he shot his customers, then blew them up.

6. half

Morning curly,

8. dog tired and tired of dogs

Morning, thanks.

5 - pulling a rod ?

9. Direct Current

Good ones. Close enough niteowl, I have 'packing'

7. A long stretch

Thanks Mary.