Riddles. Oct. 11

-1.Why did the silly kid keep his shirt on when he took a bath?
Because the label said, "---- and ----."

-2.What kind of shoes do frogs like?
O--- t--- shoes.

-3.What did the big watch hand say to the small hand?
"G-- a m-----."

-4.Why couldn't the church steeple keep a secret?
Because the b--- always t-----.

-5.What did one broom say to the other broom?
"Have you h---- the latest d---?"

-6.What do you get when you tear a scarf in two?
A b------ s----.

-7.What did the electric plug say to the wall?
S----- to --.

-8.What was the name of the most famous pickle gangster?
D-------r.

9.What would you call a doctor who has many investments?
A w------ d----- h-----.

-10.What symptoms did the hot charcoal complain to his doctor about?
G------ p---s.

4. because the bell always tolled

Thanks Marian.

2. Open toad

2. Open toad - Hi Curly

Bernie

Oops! 3. Got a minute?

3. Got a moment?
Good Morning curly

Morning. Thanks.

Gerry, try another one please.

6. bandana split

7. socket to me

5. heard the latest dirt

Morning curly,

Morn ing. Merci.

8. Dillinjar Morning Curly

Thanks Cue.

10. glowing pains

Thanks mxm.

1 - wash and wear ???

Oui.

9. Wheeler dealer healer

Thanks my friend.

3. Got a minute?

It was already answered. Thanks anyway Gerry.