Riddles. Oct. 20

-1. What did Tennessee?
Exactly what --k-----.

-2.If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
They have f-----.

-3.How does a leopard examine his bank records?
He does a s--- c----.

-4.Why shouldn't you hit a famous composer?
He might hit you ----.

-5.Did you hear that the moon is going broke?
It's d--- to it's last -------.

-6.What wears shoes, but has no feet?
The s-------.

-7.Why was the barber arrested?
He had a b---- with the l--.

-8.What do you call a cow that can't give milk?
An ----- failure.

-9.Why didn't the crooked tailor go to jail?
He m----- his w---.

-10.Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone g-- his g---.

8. an udder failure

Thanks Marian.

3. Spot check - Hi Curly, have a great weekend

Bernie

2. Fleece

7. a brush with the law

4. back

Morning curly,

Gail, not my spelling!

Others are right.

5. down to its last quarter

4. Bach

1. Arkansaw

Thanks.

9. He mended his ways

10. Got his goat

Good ones.

6. Scarecrow

Essaie encore svp.

6. shoe rack ?

6. sidewalk

Thanks michele.