Limerick Cryptograms

See if you can solve these limerick style cryptograms.

There is a young admin named Dan,
Who's a really big puzzling fan.
He makes up good posers,
With our other composers,
And is quite a bewildering man.

**1.
O'P WUKBIW BUCI JOFYIWX KBUF KSIX,
O'P WUKBIW BUCI IUWX KBUF U FSXI.
UFP UX JSW HQ BUOW,
O'H YNUP OK'X UNN KBIWI,
O'NN LI UAJMNNQ XUOP, ABIF OK YSIX.

**2.
KFOUO HXE X ZBYCP DXMZ BT RBUV,
HFBEO LX QXMO X TBUKYCO WC LBUV.
FO NBYPFK TBU FWE MXYPFKOU,
X KYKBU HFB KXYPFK FOU,
KB NXDXCRO PUOOC LOXE BC FOU TBUV.

**3.
V GHHJ W RKBGM JBBK RBK ZA NWDD,
MNH KHEDWFHZHGM V IBSCNM PWU MBB MWDD.
UB V NWFOHJ VM WGJ FNBEEHJ VM,
WGJ FWKHRSDDA DBEEHJ VM,
WGJ GBP MNH JWKG MNVGC VU MBB UZWDD

**4.
NFL PVXJHSVK ENHFUFZ VX XMHLL,
V RMLLPL ENFZLH'P PMNO UF OVHLL.
RNGGVOPLS XN XML ZHNJFS,
IUXM V XMJFSLHNJP PNJFS,
GLVDUFZ NFGK V OUGL NC SL YHUL.

**5.
O KOSMYFD, TGH ESUFW SM JDFOY ADSYOSM,
SMYFDDCKYFW YTH JSDEI TSYG YGFSD BMSYYSM',
GF IOSW, TSYG O ISJG,
YGOY KODB AFMXG...TFEE S,
LCIY KOSMYFW SY, DSJGY TGFDF QHC'DF ISYYSM'

**6.
PR NUWNTUQ HPR RPHNW GNMIL,
HMBUPMW LMB BNI FJ JPUBN INNIL.
ILNQ'W XNNR UPMW FR P ZLPMT,
LN'W JFTKFI ILNQ CNTN ILNTN,
BPI WFCR, PRW CPB XMIINR XNRNPIL.

2.

There was a young lady of Cork,
Whose Pa made a fortune in pork.
He bought for his daughter,
A tutor who taught her,
To balance green peas on her fork.

6.

An elderly man named Keith,
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.

5.

A painter, who lived in great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knittin',
He said with a sigh,
That park bench...well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sittin'

1.
I'd rather have fingers than toes,
I'd rather have ears than a nose.
And as for my hair,
I'm glad it's all there,
I'll be awfully sa(i)d when it goes.

Quite poetic

3.
I need a front door for my hall,
the replacement I bought was too tall.
So I hacked it and chopped it,
and carefully lopped it,
and now the dam n thing is too small.

4.
One Saturday morning at three
A cheese monger's shop in Paree,
Collapsed to the ground,
With a thunderous sound,
Leaving only a pile of de Brie.

Thought I made that word "dang" Lex

Good solves

Loved the "pile of de Brie"

Actually, it was darn - my mistake.

I agree about de Brie, and that was a toughie: well done to Redz for cracking it!

Not to forget thanks to you for posting the puzzle.