Riddles. Oct. 25

-1.What did the smart student say when her report card went from A's to B's?
"H-- d-------g."

-2.What has fifty heads and fifty tails?
F---- p------.

3.What do you draw without a pencil or paper?
A c------, or your b-----.

-4.When can you carry water in a sieve?
When it;s f-----.

-5.What is a music teacher noted for?
S---- a-----.

-6.When is the weather worst for rats and mice?
When it's r------ c--- and d---.

-7.Why did the chicken sit on the axe?
So he could h------.

-8.What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
H------ t-------.

-9.What geometric figure do sailor's fear?
The B------ T-------.

-10.Why can't you trust the law of gravity?
Because it always ---- you d---.

2. Fifty pennies - Hi Curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie, good one.

4. Frozen?
Good Morning curly

4. Frozen

Oops too late, so 6 raining cats and dogs!

5. Sound advice

Morning, merci.

1. How degrading

10. lets you down.

Morning curly,

9. Bermuda triangle

Thanks. Hi Gail.

8. hailing taxicabs

7. so he could hatchet Hi Curly

Thanks. Hi Cue.

3. a curtain, or your blinds

I think that the second part of 3 might be "your breath."

Curtain and breath it is. Merci.