Silly riddles. Oct. 30 (Hint for 6)

-1.What happens to people who steal watches?
They get caught and g-- t---.

-2.How does the king of the jungle take his medicine?
By l--- d---.

-3.What were the picture's last words?
"First they ----- me, then they ---- me."

-4.Who has friends for lunch?
A c-------.

-5.Why did the outlaw brush his teeth with gunpowder?
So he could s---- his m---- off.

6.What is the difference between a comedian and a gossip?
A comedian has a sense of h---r; a gossip has a sense of r---r.

-7.Why did the banana run from the gangster?
Because it was ------.

-8.Why did the silly man buy a thousand pickles?
He got a good d---.

-9.What is the most valuable fish?
A --------.

-10.What cattle follow you wherever you go?
Your c-----.

1. get time

4. A cannibal - Good morning Curly

Bernie

5. shoot his mouth off

3. first they frame me, then they hang me.

Morning, merci.

2. By lion down

Merci Mary.

6. Humour and rumour.

10. calves
Afternoon Curly,

Hi Gail. Merci.

oops too late. Lex answered 6

9. goldfish

7. yellow

8. dill

Thanks.

6. Humor/rumor
Hi curly Happy Halloween!

Thanks Gerry. To you also my friend.