Silly riddles. Nov. 3

-1.What do you call a tailor who squeals on people?
A s---- p-----.

-2.What is a ghost's favorite rock?
A t--------.

-3.Why are four-legged animals such poor dancers?
Because they have --- l--- ---t.

4.What do you call a greasy chicken?
A s---- c----.

-5.Where do the best bakers live?
On the y---- c----.

-6.What key do cattle sing in?
In b--- f---.

-7.What do cows give after an earthquake?
M--- s-----.

-8.How does a fireplace feel?
It feels g----.

-9.What do you get if you cross a banana and a comedian?
P---- of l-------.

-10.What movie would you have if cattle fought each other?
S---- w---.

3. two left feet

5. Yeast Coast!
Morning curly!

7. Milk shakes - Hi Curly, have a great weekend

Bernie

9. Peels of laughter

8. grate

Morning, thanks. You also Bernie.

6, beef flat

Morning curly,

1. spool pigeon

Thanks. Hi Gail.

10. Steer Wars

2. tombstone

Merci.

4 - a slick chick

Oui.