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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, CCbomber! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible.

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A harsh case of melon-oma

Obviously part of Melania Trump's beauty regime...

A new type of water bed

Sleeping on the job.

Sleeping under the job!

On waking he had nightmares involving the hulk

Aaah, that old waking up with a hangover feeling.

Jake was never a great success as the Watermelon Juggler.

I sent the following question to Yahoo Answers: Why has no one ever invented an alarm clock that hurls watermelons. This was my answer.

John never made it to bathroom on time that morning...

A result for drinking on the job.

headline of the Hooterville Gazette: local police baffled over cause of college student's death.

Last day for new entries. I'll choose a winner in about 12 hours.

Thanks everybody for posting! I always love reading these.
My favorites were,

Cue's "A harsh case of melon-oma"
soot's "On waking he had nightmares involving the hulk"

and this weeks winner, DocPaul, with

headline of the Hooterville Gazette: local police baffled over cause of college student's death.

Congratulations, Doc!

Congratulations to DocPaul on his 55th trophy!

Thanks! With a little luck, I'll soon have as many wins as my age.
Paul

Congrats Doc

Yay, Doc! Nice one!

Another rib-tickler, Paul!

Doc

Well done

Good one, Doc