Posted By: curly
Riddles. Nov. 17 (I added the first letter) - 11/17/17 09:16 AM
-1.When is a green book not a green book?
When it is ----.
-2.If a father gives his son 19 cents and his daughter 6 cents, what time would it be?
A q------ to ---.
-3.Why should you never disclose a secret when you're in a vegetable garden?
Because the potatoes have ----, and the corn has ----.
4.What holes are not holes?
k--t--l-s.
-5.Which profession would never join a nudist camp?
P---------s.
-6.Why did the rich parents keep their children in the refrigerator?
So they wouldn't get s-----d.
-7.Why is a man who marries twice like the captain of a ship?
Because he has a s----- m---.
-8.When does a boat show affection?
When it h--- the s----.
-9.If a mouse ran out of your stove and you had a gun, could you shoot it?
No, because it would be out of your r----.
-10.Why is a bride always unlucky on her wedding day?
Because she doesn't marry the b--- ---.
When it is ----.
-2.If a father gives his son 19 cents and his daughter 6 cents, what time would it be?
A q------ to ---.
-3.Why should you never disclose a secret when you're in a vegetable garden?
Because the potatoes have ----, and the corn has ----.
4.What holes are not holes?
k--t--l-s.
-5.Which profession would never join a nudist camp?
P---------s.
-6.Why did the rich parents keep their children in the refrigerator?
So they wouldn't get s-----d.
-7.Why is a man who marries twice like the captain of a ship?
Because he has a s----- m---.
-8.When does a boat show affection?
When it h--- the s----.
-9.If a mouse ran out of your stove and you had a gun, could you shoot it?
No, because it would be out of your r----.
-10.Why is a bride always unlucky on her wedding day?
Because she doesn't marry the b--- ---.
