Posted By: curly
Puns. Dec. 22 - 12/22/17 09:08 AM
1.A life in politics is full of p-----s.
-2.What do you call your sister if she only has one leg? E-----.
-3.I work in a library. Literally, all we do is judge b---- by their c-----.
-4.Why is the man who invests all your money called a ------?
-5.I lost my paper towels, I think I need a b----- h-----.
-6."Your finest Scotch, please." "Yes, sir," the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old r--- of t---.
-7.How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a h--- d----!
-8.Can February March? No, but ----- ---!
-9.I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an u---- d-------.
-10.What kind of cookies make you rich? F------ cookies!
-2.What do you call your sister if she only has one leg? E-----.
-3.I work in a library. Literally, all we do is judge b---- by their c-----.
-4.Why is the man who invests all your money called a ------?
-5.I lost my paper towels, I think I need a b----- h-----.
-6."Your finest Scotch, please." "Yes, sir," the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old r--- of t---.
-7.How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a h--- d----!
-8.Can February March? No, but ----- ---!
-9.I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an u---- d-------.
-10.What kind of cookies make you rich? F------ cookies!
