Posted By: curly
Puns. Dec. 29. (hint) - 12/29/17 08:57 AM
-1.Why did the prawn leave the nightclub? Because he p----- a m-----.
-2.Where do sharks go on summer vacation? ------d!
-3.When I told my family I wanted to do stand-up comedy all they did was l----.
-4.What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You're looking -----!
-5.I thought I understood the meaning of "When Pigs Fly" but then... the s---- f--.
-6.I can't jump over a cow, but you should check out my c-----.
-7.What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm b----!
8.I used to be a lifeguard, but this b--e k-d got me fired. (added 2 letters)
-9.Why don't women want to get engaged on St Patricks Day? 'Cause they don't want to get a "s--- r---".
-10.What did the jester say to the criminal at the guillotine? "Stay calm, and do not lose y--- h---."
-2.Where do sharks go on summer vacation? ------d!
-3.When I told my family I wanted to do stand-up comedy all they did was l----.
-4.What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You're looking -----!
-5.I thought I understood the meaning of "When Pigs Fly" but then... the s---- f--.
-6.I can't jump over a cow, but you should check out my c-----.
-7.What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm b----!
8.I used to be a lifeguard, but this b--e k-d got me fired. (added 2 letters)
-9.Why don't women want to get engaged on St Patricks Day? 'Cause they don't want to get a "s--- r---".
-10.What did the jester say to the criminal at the guillotine? "Stay calm, and do not lose y--- h---."
- Hi Curly, have a great weekend 
