Riddles. Jan.26

-1.Why couldn't the hen find her eggs?
She m------ them.

-2.What do tailors do when they get tired but have to finish?
They p---- --.

-3.How can you tell if a bucket is not well?
When it is a little p---.

-4.Why did the hens go on strike?
They refused to work for c------ f---.

-5.What is the difference between a dog and a marine scientist?
One w--s a t--- and the other t--s a w----.

-6.How do hangmen keep up with current events?
They read the n---- p----.

-7.What is a frog's favorite flower?
The c-----.

-8.What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
D-----d e---.

9.How is it that the man died after only being shot in the finger?
He was s--------g his h--- at the time.

-10.What happens when corn catches cold?
It gets an e-----e.

4. Chicken feed - Hi Curly, have a great weekend

Bernie

1. Mislaid
Bonjour Remi

8. Deviled egg!
Good Morning curly

Good ones and good morning all.

5. one wags a tail, the other tags a whale

7. crocus

Thanks.

3. pale

Morning curly,

6. noose paper

Good ones. Hi Gail.

10. earache

2 - press on

Thanks.

9. scratching his head

Thanks mxm.