Riddles. Mar.2 (Hint)

-1.Why are Egyptian children well-behaved children?
Because they respect their m-----s.

-2.Why did the farmer take a hammer to bed with him?
So he could h-- the h--.

-3.What's the difference between a rug and a bottle of medicine?
One you t--- up and s---- and the other you s---- up and t---.

-4.What happens to naughty pigs?
They become d-----d h--.

-5.When does a female deer need money?
When she doesn't have a ----.

-6.What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A r--- of g--- l---.

-7.Why did the baseball player rapidly blink his eyes?
He needed b-----g p------e.

-8.If you woke up in the middle of the night feeling sad, what would you do?
Look on your bed for a c-------r.

9.What kind of cake should you serve to a chicken? (Hint)
l---r cake.

-10.Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have h---- on their c---s.

1. Mummies - Hi Curly, have a great weekend

Bernie

Hi Bernie, you also.

Hit the Hay!
Have a great day curly!

Same to you Gerry.

7. batting practice

4. deviled ham

Thanks.

6. rash of good luck

Good one Marian.

3 - one you take up and shake; the other you shake up and take

Oui.

5. buck

Thanks mxm.

10. They have honey on their combs

8. comforter

Thanks.

9. Layer cake

bon weekend, Remi

Merci Kevin. Toi aussi.