Posted By: curly
Riddles. Mar.9 - 03/09/18 08:59 AM
-1.Where do great dragon baseball players go?
To the h--- of f----s.
-2.Which soccer player is never promoted?
The l--- b---.
-3.Why should you always remain calm when you encounter cannibals?
Because it is better not to get into a s---.
-4.Why is a garden like a story?
Because they both have p---s.
-5.What kind of music do you hear when you throw a stone into a lake?
P---- r---.
-6.Why did the football sports fan spend so much time in the bathroom?
He liked to watch the t----- b---.
-7.If Dick's father is John's son, what relation is Dick to John?
Dick is John's ?.
8.When you take away two letters from this five letter word you get one. What's the word?
?
-9.What does a parrot say on the Fourth of July?
Polly wants a ?
-10.What did the farmer use to cure his sick pig?
'O--- m---'
To the h--- of f----s.
-2.Which soccer player is never promoted?
The l--- b---.
-3.Why should you always remain calm when you encounter cannibals?
Because it is better not to get into a s---.
-4.Why is a garden like a story?
Because they both have p---s.
-5.What kind of music do you hear when you throw a stone into a lake?
P---- r---.
-6.Why did the football sports fan spend so much time in the bathroom?
He liked to watch the t----- b---.
-7.If Dick's father is John's son, what relation is Dick to John?
Dick is John's ?.
8.When you take away two letters from this five letter word you get one. What's the word?
?
-9.What does a parrot say on the Fourth of July?
Polly wants a ?
-10.What did the farmer use to cure his sick pig?
'O--- m---'
Hi Curly