Riddles. Apr.18

-1."I have as many brothers as sisters, but my brothers have twice the number of sisters as brothers. How many of us are there"?
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-2.What can you do with a Toyota that you can't do with a Honda or an Isuzu?
s---- a Toyota b-------s.

-3.What's the difference between a person too late for a train, and a teacher in a girl's school?
One m----- the t---- and the other t----- the m-----.

-4.What do cheerleaders like to drink?
R--- b---.

-5.My 1234 is an atmospheric condition. My 34567 supports a plant. My 4567 is to appropriate. My 45 is a friendly thank-you. My 678 is a name. What word am I?
m-------.

-6.A man pushed his car. He stopped when he reached a hotel, at which point he knew he was bankrupt. Why?
He was p------ M-------.

7.What do you call it when a weightlifter drops his dumbbell?
A p---- f------.

-8.What's the difference between a woman and a postage stamp?
One is a f----- and the other is a m--- f--.

-9.What shellfish lifts weights?
------s.

-10.Who do vampires invite to family reunions?
----d r-------s

3. One misses the train and the other trains the misses - Hi Curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie. Merci.

8. One is a Female the other is a mail Fee.

5. mistaken

Good ones.

2. spell a Toyota backwards Morning Curly

Hi Cue, thanks.

6. playing Monopoly

10. blood relatives

Thanks.

1. Seven - three boys and four girls ("I" being one of the girls)

9. mussels

Merci.

4. root beer

Thanks Sondi.

7. Power Failure

Thanks mxm.