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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, DocPaul! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible.

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"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

One of the new sports to be included in the 2020 Olympics - Container ship tug-of-war

And the good news is, if you fall off, why you just swim to the side and a skiff will pick you up!

But what about the sharks?

(dead silence)

Tug, tug, tug your boat
Gently out to sea.
Carefully, carefully, carefully, carefully!
The rope is tied to me!

"Tugboat Annie" still in business!

First Mate: "Uh Captain, we've caught a ship!"

Captain: "We What?"

First Mate: "We've caught a ship sir."

Captain: "What do you mean we've caught a ship?"

First Mate: "Just as I've stated sir...we've caught a ship on the line! And it appears to be reeling us in!" "Sir..."

Captain: "Mr Moon, have you dipped into the rum stocks again!!"

When the job is tanker tugging, Acme cables
take a mauling but keep on hauling.

Although not a high paying job,
tugboat deckhands always get free cable.

Guess SOMEBODY forgot to fill the gas tank. Good thing we have AAA so we could get a tow to port.

Seaman #1: Hawser rope?
Seaman #2: Very strong!

Hi all, I'll judge this evening....... if I remember...
Paul

Hi all, this was a tough one to judge. I hope everyone is having a good Memorial Day weekend and I have to pick a winner so I decided to go with UrbanWorrier's new olympic sport. It seems like it would be something they would add to the olympics.
So congratulations to Rog!
Paul

Congratulations to Urban Worrier on his 35th trophy!

Rog

Congratulations

That's a good one, UW!

Congrats, Rog!