Squiggle

Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, Urban Worrier! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible.

Squiggle

"Clem, I sure hope you made sure no bike riders get into our company!"
"I sure did, Walt."

Pay toilet presently occupied!

Stroll down a road
And look at the gates
Which men sometimes build
From grease and their crates

Some gates are mighty
Hewn from solid oak
While others so tidy
And collapse at a poke

Ah the magnificence
These structures so bold
A path to the other worlds
Paved red, blue and gold

Stroll down your road
Today or tomorrow
Or climb a tall mountain
Like Kilimanjaro

The real fate of R2D2.

"Do you think you can drive the Hummer through that gap, Corporal?"
"Well, it'll be a tight fit, sir, but I think I can do it without breaking anything."

"Strollers, vagrants, pet owners, gawkers, stalkers, and bystanders, stay off our lawn!"
"Motorists, bear left."

This is the entrance to Acme, where Wile E. Coyote makes all his purchases.

Keep 'em coming, guys -these are terrific

New school system safety device to protect children. Probably works about as well as anything else they have tried.

Judging around late afternoon US time, so hurry up!!

Judgement time!

That was a great squiggle, folks. Two that came really close were DocPaul's R2D2 gag and ScarletDragon's lovely dose of cynicism, but the trophy goes to LadyKestrel with:

"Do you think you can drive the Hummer through that gap, Corporal?"
"Well, it'll be a tight fit, sir, but I think I can do it without breaking anything."

Good one, LadyK!

Wow, thank you, Rog! I look forward to judging the next one.

Congratulations to LadyKestrel on her 36th trophy!

Good one, LadyK!

LadyK

Congratulations

Most excellent