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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's picture courtesy of Lex. This round's judge is our last winner, CCbomber! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible.

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"Yeah, my folks are here but they're a little tied up right now. They've been hollerin' about a smattering of litter on the floor and something about a frayed table leg, which I know nothin' about. Honest, I'll swear on that book you have there!"

No, no, I don't need to confess.
I swear I know nothing of the whereabouts of the fiddle

Geehova witnessed what? Sorry, I'm a CATholic!

I'm Anubis and you are?

The cat got your tongue?

"Purchase a Bible? Um, no thanks. We just stayed at a hotel, and we, um, sort of, like, have one now."

"Yes, I know there are no references to talking cats in the Bible. I'm not a cat. I'm a donkey, Balaam's donkey."

You've got to be kitten me!

Just a few hours left now for new entries.

First off, thanks to Lex for the great picture this week.
There were many good entries, but the one I thought fit the
picture best was the funny one-liner from CanukDenis,

Geehova witnessed what? Sorry, I'm a CATholic!

Good stuff, Denis!

Congratulations to Denis (despite not adding "...and I know my CAThecism"): I got here too late and thought I recognised that picture.

I always found that particular line a good and reasonably polite deterrent for religious doorsteppers, but my grandfather used to go one better in his later years (no doubt looking for company and/or an audience) and invite them in for very lengthy debate: once word got around he did not see them so often!

Thanks CC.

Lex, I was brought up on a farm. I remember one time
(in the late 50's) being at Uncle Albert's farm (Remi
was there too) helping him with wheat thrashing.

A Saintly-faced salesman showed up with a valise of
mini-bibles and rosaries. Uncle Albert was in a bad
mood...thrasher had broken down and he was trying to
fix it...so (to keep this short) he told him:
"get out of here...we don't have time to pray"!!

Congratulations to CanukDenis on his 30th trophy!

Denis...congratulations!