I met Simon the Sorcerer a few years ago.
He was a pixelated lad in a fantasy world, wearing jeans and a magician’s
robe much too big for him. He had a charming way of storing inventory
items in his hat. He spent more time making snide comments than performing
magic and he enjoyed rude jokes. I stereotyped Simon as an obnoxious
little wart, and I abandoned him to spend time with fantasy heroes in
other games. Heroes who were less pixelated, better dressed, more mature
Fast-forward a few years, and I’ve once again encountered Simon. He’s
been through all sorts of experiences in those intervening years and he’s
now on his fourth adventure. He’s no longer pixelated. He’s grown tall
enough for his magician’s robe and he still puts inventory items in his
hat. He’s (marginally) more mature. His humor is more absurd than rude,
though I still wouldn’t call him polite.
“Shame that someone like him gets to look
so much like me.”
In Simon the Sorcerer 4: Chaos Happens, the joke’s on Simon, as
he returns to the Magic Kingdom to find old friends who think he’s someone
else – someone earnest, respectful, and law-abiding. Somehow, between
Simon 3 and Simon 4, our hero has acquired a double who looks just like
him but has polar opposite traits. The double (“Fake Simon”) is
scrupulously neat, kind to animals, conventional and reliable. Yes, Fake
Simon is just like those heroes I abandoned Simon for years ago. So why
does Fake Simon now seem sort of, um, unattractive when compared to the
“A sea of flowers in psychedelic colors.”
Chaos Happens not only has this intriguing “Simon versus Fake
Simon premise,” it’s also an unusually good-looking game. Environments are
colorful and quaint with exaggerated angles and curves and beautifully
tinted shadows. Animations bring the world to life, and include birds and
butterflies, fabric fluttering in the breeze, and ripples in the water.
Three different areas comprise the game -- a fairy tale town stylishly
similar to the creations of Antoni Gaudi, a top-down alternate dimension,
and a lightning-struck mythic realm. The graphical style suits this
comical fantasy world perfectly.
“No, I’m not your sweetie.”
It’s a world populated by kooky characters -- some from myths, some
from fairy tales, and some from Simon’s previous adventures. Each has an
odd twist or two. Little Red Riding Hood, for instance, rides a skateboard
and hates men. The Big Bad Wolf is so wispy and jaded that he almost fades
from view. Alix’s sweet disposition is overwhelmed by her physique, which
resembles the figurehead of a ship. The Banshee is a striking prima donna
with “collateral damage.”
The game uses a third person perspective and you move Simon via the
mouse in the standard point-and-click fashion. Character movement is
acceptably smooth, though faces could sometimes use a bit more expression.
Voiceovers are professional and suit the characters (one exception --
Swampy’s irritatingly squeaky Yoda-imitation). Simon has an American
accent, in contrast to his British accent in the original game. The actor
who voices Simon ultimately won me over by the inventiveness and savvy in
his “reading” of Simon’s character. Sarcasm, a can-do attitude, casual
bravery combined with irreverence -- naturally Simon is an American.
Despite a magical setting and the 3+ PEGI rating, this may not be a
game for children. Some language and a couple of the situations are not
G-rated. Much of it could go right over a child’s head. On the other hand,
you might find yourself having to explain the meanings of the words like
“fetishist” and “orgy.”
“I’ll only make somebody drunk when it makes sense.”
Gameplay in Chaos Happens is almost entirely inventory based.
The inventory system is easy to use. Combinations involve a simple click
to pick up the item, which attaches to the cursor, and then a click on the
second item. Sometimes items can’t be picked up until you stumble across a
“trigger” in the plot or dialog. This is not my favorite type of gameplay.
But here the “trigger” is either usually commented on by one of the
characters or explained in the game’s hint system, which is better than
being left completely clueless.
The hint system/journal provides a short explanation of Simon’s current
goals, and then supplies graduated hints for the more difficult
challenges. Even with the hint system, I was sometimes stumped as to what
to try next. On those occasions, talking to the characters again or
eyeballing the environments again usually uncovered what I was missing.
The game also allows you to identify all hotspots by pressing the “H” key,
and exits by pressing the ”E” key, a feature which can eliminate a lot of
Near the end of the game, Simon and Fake Simon face a series of
challenges that require them to coordinate their efforts as you switch
back and forth between them (one of these challenges is mildly timed). I
thought this was an effective way to vary gameplay, but it resulted in
what appears to be a dead end during the chess game. I may have simply
missed something, but once you control both Simons, I recommend saving
often, so that, if you are similarly stymied, then you can go back and
resume your efforts.
“A Simon’s gotta do what a Simon’s gotta do.”
One wonderful feature of Chaos Happens is the map. It displays a
miniature of the game world from an overhead view. You can watch Simon run
around this small world, or you can double-click to have him go
immediately to his destination (this results in a black screen with a
stopwatch icon for a second or two). The map relieves a lot of back-and-forthing
in the game.
The game has unlimited saves, which is quite helpful in a game of this
length. I would estimate that I spent about twenty-five hours playing the
game. This was partly because I wanted to savor the experience and click
on everything to hear Simon’s comments. It’s hard to describe dying in
this game without giving too much away. Let me just say that you won’t
spend much time repeating challenges because you’ve just died.
The game contains a few long cut scenes. These drag on a bit, though
they do contain some amusing surprises. Background music is pleasant and
“I hate irony.”
I started the game wondering if Simon’s humor was going to make me wish
to avoid his company. Unexpectedly, I had the opposite experience. An hour
or so in, I was grinning as I played, while shaking my head at the game’s
tongue-in-cheek audacity. I particularly enjoyed the chief bureaucrat in
the Department of Postmortal Affairs and Terriblix the dragon, both of
whom could have come straight from Zork Grand Inquisitor. I had a
wonderful time revisiting familiar places and contrasting Fake Simon’s
comments with those of the original Simon. I suspect that gamers who
harbor a secret (or not so secret) geekish nature will very much
appreciate this game.
Chaos Happens is fairly dialog-heavy. Conversations can be
Buried deep in the conflict between Simon and Fake Simon is an implicit
exploration of what it means to be a hero. The game contains a
conventional side-quest hero from the realm of myths, an overqualified
fairy tale hero, plus Simon the antihero and Fake Simon the anti-antihero.
Meeting them raises the question: is it character that makes a hero? Or is
it what a hero chooses to do – without reference to motivation or possible
Quick List for Simon the Sorcerer 4: Chaos Happens
So we have a game that does everything it can to smooth and enliven the
gaming experience. Entertaining inventory challenges, point-and-click
interface, map with hotlinks, a “no pixel hunting” feature, subtitles with
scarcely any typos, a hint system, and unlimited saves.
It’s a game with dialog that ranges from silly to clever, plus plot
twists, riffs on fairy stories and myths, and a hero who has to face
himself by dealing with his own “improved” version.
I loved Chaos Happens. The only letdowns were the possible dead
end, the long cut scenes and the occasional over-the-top comment that
provoked my inner Fake Simon.
Two difficult challenges: the riddle, which uses words in an extremely
confusing way, and the final challenges which require switching between
the two Simons. Even with the hint system, it can be hard to figure out
what to do next. No sliders, mazes, sound or color matching challenges,
one mild timed challenge.
No problems with installation or glitches. Be sure to save often when
controlling both Simons in case you hit an impasse during the chess game.
Simon the Sorcerer 4: Chaos Happens has (as of this writing)
been released in the UK, but not in North America. It’s worth tracking
down. Gamers who embrace fantasy fairy tale worlds with absurdist antics
and a one-of-a-kind hero will spend hours caught up in its spell.
Final Grade: A-
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