Walkthrough by chrissie November 2018




Access in-game by pressing ESC on the keyboard.

Alternatively either move the cursor down, or scroll the mouse wheel, to bring up either a notebook or smartphone & click on the ‘Home’ Icon.


Graphics: Choose not to have FULLSCREEN. Change RESOLUTION.

Audio: Choose MUTE or adjust the volume of sound effects, ambient, music &voice over.

Language: Select for text and/or voice over. Choose to have SUBTITLES on or off.

INTERFACE: This is a point & click game played using the mouse.

Right-click to look at a person or object.

Left-click to interact with/take/use a person or item.

Press either the mouse wheel or the SPACEBAR to show all hotspots.

The keyboard can be used for some ‘shortcut’ commands.

INVENTORY access by either pressing I on the keyboard or clicking on the ‘Cardboard Box’ Icon in the notebook or smartphone.

Inventory items can be combined.


Timber: Access by pressing T on the keyboard or click on the icon on the smartphone.

Instacrap: Access only by clicking on the icon on the smartphone.

Unter: Access by pressing U on the keyboard or clicking on the icon on the smartphone. This brings up a map screen to travel to another location.

SAVING: There are 6 save slots which can be over-written. Saves are labelled with the location, date &time.


It is based on the version of the game with Patch 1.0.4

This is just one way of playing the game and may not necessarily include all there is to find. Some details may vary slightly on doing things in a different order.

It’s not clarified, but exhaust all dialogue options. Look at everything.

At least 4 of the 31 ACHIEVEMENTS including ERIN, LEMMA, DICK & HELP LANCE may not be in quite the right place in the walkthrough but they’re all achievements automatically attained.


Confirm that you are old enough to play & then click on let’s go.

Answer 4 questions in succession correctly to get the achievement, or click on the Skip button top right of the screen.

A wrong answer will send you back to the beginning but you can have as many attempts as you want.

The questions vary each time

Press the Windows button on the keyboard to access the internet & look up the answers online if you need to.

ACHIEVEMENT: You want it too (Start a new game)

ACHIEVEMENT: Old School (Complete the quiz)

Intro: He has awakened.


Interact with the Button left of the arrow.

Look at & interact with the Roll Up Chalkboard. It seems to be some high tech laboratory.

Interact with the Fuse Box & then with the Button again........

Go into the beam of daylight........

STREET - Lefty’s

Look at & interact with the Manhole Cover

Interact with the Working Shoe to get a Shoelace.

Try to interact with the Lush Bush - there’s something in there but the bush is too thick.

Look at the Drain - there’s something sparkling down there.

Look at the Poster Wall.

Go to the bar

BAR - Lefty’s

Automatically meet & talk to the girl Becky Butter.

She wants a craft beer.

Take the Darts from the dartboard. Take the Dry Gum by the right bar stool.

Talk to Lefty about everything. He comments that you don’t look any older. Tell him the last thing you remember after he last saw you. It seems you’ve been gone for a number of years & it’s now the 21st Century.

ACHIEVEMENT: Don’t call it time travel (Larry in the 21st century!)

Ask for two beers. Lefty gives you Barbarian Brew.

Give a Barbarian Brew to Becky.

Larry drinks his to be left with Barbarian Brew Leftovers.

Larry feels very sick.

Talk to Lefty to get the Toilet Key. Use on the Toilet Door - the key breaks after the door is unlocked.

TOILET - Lefty’s

See the series of Instacrap pics being taken & notice in one of them that Larry hears ringing from some pulsating slime on the floor. INSTACRAP PIC 1

Look at & interact with the Slime - there’s something in there.

Pick up the Toilet Paper. Take the patch from the side of the cubicle to get a Band Aid.

Take the change by the Old Coin Machine to get a Quarter & a Dollar Bill.

Look at & interact with the Old Coin Machine to see what it dispenses.

Make your choice, try to use the quarter but it only takes a gold doubloon.

Pick up the Broomstick & in inventory combine it with the Toilet Paper to get an Improvised Toilet Brush.

Use this on the Slime. Pick up the Glowing Box & automatically talk to the hologram.

She wants to be returned to headquarters immediately.

Exit the toilet & Lefty’s Bar to be automatically picked up by an Unter (taxi).


You talk to the glowing box. If you ask her name you can choose one e.g. ‘Cindy’.

If you ask what happened over the last few decades ‘Cindy’ will launch a video retrospective.

The 21st Century


The AI tells you about her inventor & that she’s a top secret prototype. She wants you to take her to BJ’s office in the Skyloft. Enter the building.

PRUNE SHOP - Prune Inc

Talk to Finley. He gives you an Access Card.

Use it on the elevator.


Listen to Bill Jobs, founder & CEO of Prune Incorporated.

Talk to Faith. She hasn’t got time for dates & hooks up through Timber.

She doesn’t accept any contacts with less than 90 points.

Faith gives you a PiPhone Voucher as a finder’s fee & tells you that you can install Timber on the PiPhone.

PRUNE SHOP - Prune Inc

Try to pick up the VR Glasses. The cardboard breaks & leaves you with a lense.

Use the PiPhone voucher on Finley to get a PiPhone.

This replaces the notebook in your pocket.

The home icon to access the game menu & the cardboard box now display as apps.

There are also 2 new apps. Click on the U icon followed by Unter to display a map screen & call a ‘taxi’ (You must be outside in the street).

Click on Instacrap to view photos.

ACHIEVEMENT: Late Adopter (Get you first very own PiPhone)

Talk to Kyle & Finley. Ask them questions to find out how to use your new gadget.

Ask them about Timber.

Finley & Kyle will help you set up a helpful profile on Timber in exchange for soft toilet paper & used panties.

Exit to the street.

Pick up the Thermal Jug.

On the PiPhone click on the Unter app to go to Lefty’s.

BAR - Lefty’s

See Erin telling Lefty that her Wifi doesn’t work.

Talk to Lefty to find out that Erin rents the room upstairs.

When you ask about the Barbarian Brew you learn amongst other things that the pipes have broken.

To fire up the brewing kettle you need to pull the lever down, turn the valve & pull the lever up again. The hole in the pipe needs to be fixed first.

Lefty gives you the Backroom Key. Use it on the Back Room Door - the key breaks in the lock after the door unlocks.

BACK ROOM - Lefty’s

Look at the Dripping Pipe above the brewashing machine. Interact with the Dripping Pipe. The whole section needs to be replaced.

Take the Softener from the top of the washing machine.

Pick up Fresh Panty from the clothes basket.

TOILET - Lefty’s

Hear someone in the cubicle being ‘ill’.

Becky won’t give you the toilet paper. She wants some panties. Give Becky the Fresh Panty. When you ask for the toilet paper she gives you a Cardboard Roll.

BAR - Lefty’s

Lefty asks you to get another toilet roll.

BACK ROOM - Lefty’s

Interact with the Toilet Paper Delivery & take Scratchy Toilet Paper from the Toilet Paper Supply.

BAR - Lefty’s

Lefty tells you that you can forget about the toilet paper now.

In inventory combine the Scratchy Toilet Paper with the Softener to get Soft Toilet Paper.

TOILET - Lefty’s

Look at the Trash Bag & try to interact with it....

Interact with the cord to tie it up then pick up the Trash Bag With Used Panty.

STREET - Lefty’s

Use the Unter app on your PiPhone to go to Prune Incorporated & enter the building.


Use the Fresh Panty or Soft Toilet Paper on either Kyle or Finley to hand over both items.

You mention that the guys were gonna help you with this Timber thing.

You hand over your PiPhone to Finley who proceeds to set up your perfect profile:

He enters your name: Larry Laffer & asks you for the following information. Finley will ‘adapt’ some of your answers whatever you say.

Nickname: (Your choice)

Profession: ‘IT specialist’

Motto: (Your choice)


Favourite Animal: (Your choice)

Personal Gender Assignment:Man’

Sexual Orientation: ‘Bisexual’

Favourite Position: ‘Screwnicorn’

Finally, Finley takes a picture of you for your profile.

Kyle & Finley explain about accumulating Timber points & how the app works.

The Timber app is now added to your PiPhone.

You immediately get an alert to some matches.

You have 5 Timber points

Exit the Prune Store & get another alert.

How to use the Timber App


On your PiPhone, click on the Timber logo to see the display.

Click on the:

Profile icon (top left): to see Larry’s photo & his current score of 5.

Below that see the personal info that Finley entered.

Magnifying glass: to see suggested contacts that match your profile.

Scroll through them by either clicking on the X if you don’t like them or on the heart if you do.

Heart (top right): to see the list of “Matches” i.e. the people that like you too that you can meet.

Click on each name individually to get their full profile details.

Clicking on the Unter app will show the location of your “Matches” on the map.

This will include the ones you may have swiped away by clicking on the X.

You have 3 Matches on Timber: Dick Ryder, Lemma Tallica & Erin Books.

Click on the Unter app to see their locations.

Go to the New Lower Wages Strip.


Look around & see the Salon De Lezard, Leisure Suite & Gym in the vicinity.

Look at & try to interact with the Ashtray outside the Salon De Lezard.


Meet Lemma


Talk to Lemma. She’ll go out with you but needs to do her concert first. She needs some posters putting up & her drummer hasn’t shown up.

You offer to help with the posters so you get a Stack of Posters in inventory.

The drummer wanted to go for a drink in some nasty run-down bar on the beach but Lemma can’t remember the name of the bar.

Talk to either Everitt or Atticus. Ask for a latte to get Expired Soy & bread to get Gluten Free Bread.

Interact with the Vegan Licorice Wheel on the bar to get a Vegan Licorice Roll.

Look at & try to take the Shroud of Urine on the back wall. It’s not for sale but Everitt & Atticus will trade it for a Poolaroid from the Prune Store.

Take the flower to get a Maca.

Look at the Glass Showcase & the Plate.

Look at the Grammophone Horn & Grammophone.

Interact with the Grammophone Horn to see that you can turn it towards the Glass Showcase. Exit the venue.

Meet Dick


Dick recognises you. He doesn’t think that your profile picture does you justice & offers to set up a proper photo shoot for you. You just need to find a romantic place for the shoot.

Click on the dildo on the top shelf of the stand right of the door. It’s wearing a bobble hat & glasses. (It’s not shown as a hotspot if you press the SPACEBAR).

ACHIEVEMENT: Found him! (Found Dildo)

Look at the Unicorn Head. You can pick it up but can’t take it out of the shop.

Try to go to the backroom & talk to Bea about it. She allows you through.


Try to take the Rainbow Hair Extension, Kale & Water Melon. They’re only available to customers who use Prunepal. Prunepal is only available to company employees of Prune.

Look at & interact with the Slushy Machine. Pick up the Frozen Slushy.

GYM - NLW Strip

Look at & interact with the dog to take its Dog Toy.

Interact with the First Aid Box & take the Disinfectantional Wipes

Talk to Steven. The gym is for members only. He has a secret recipe for his sculpted body. He drinks nothing but protein drinks.

STREET - Lefty’s

Try to use the Stack of Posters on the Trash Can.

ACHIEVEMENT: Lazy Bones! (Try to cheat when distributing the posters)

Use the Stack of Posters to put up a Concert Poster (1) on the Poster Wall.

Look at & interact with the Stray Dog. Use the Dry Gum on the Stray Dog. Try interacting with the dog again........You die (1)

Use the Dog Toy with the Stray Dog to get a Sticky Bone.

Combine the Vegan Licorice Roll with the Shoelace to get a Long Thread. Use this with the Sticky Bone to get a Sticky Rod.

Use the Sticky Rod with the Drain to get a Small Key.

Meet Erin

BACKROOM - Lefty’s

Use the Stack of Posters to put up a Concert Poster (2) on the Poster Wall.........the poster falls off.........

Take the Gold Tooth from the Fossil. Go up the stairs & knock.


Erin invites you in. She needs help with her internet. You need to find the router. She also needs her parcel from the Leisure Suite.

Use the Small Key on the Lock Box. Interact with the Lock Box to pick up a Packing Slip.

Look at & take the XL Condom from the corner of the bed.

You can pick up the Hedge Trimmers but Erin won’t let you leave with them.

BAR - Lefty’s

Use the Stack of Posters to put up a Concert Poster (3) on the Poster Wall.

Talk to Lefty to find out where the router is. Look at the Jukebox Plug. Interact with the Jukebox Plug.........You die (2)

Talk to Lefty to ask him if one of his guests tonight was a drummer. He needs a description.

Fix Erin’s Internet


Look at the Poster Wall in front of the counter. Use the Stack of Posters to put up a Concert Poster (4). Say it’s an advertisement for a new sex toy.

Use the Packing Slip with Bea. The writing’s too small for her to make out. Use the Lense (from the VR Glasses) on her then try using the Packing Slip again to get a Parcel & Rubber Gloves.

GYM - NLW Strip

Use the Stack of Posters to put up a Concert Poster (5) on the Poster Wall


Before using the Unter app, use the Stack of Posters to put up a Concert Poster (6) on the Poster Wall next to the Gym entrance.

BAR – Lefty’s

Use the Rubber Gloves on the Jukebox Plug. The jukebox lights up.


Talk to Erin to give her the parcel.

The internet is back on but Erin wants to be a REAL stripper on the big stage.


Find Lemma’s Drummer


Use the Stack of Posters to put up a Concert Poster (7) on the Poster Wall by the door.

Talk to Lemma. Her drummer’s name is Stix LaBoum. She doesn’t have a picture.

Talk to Everitt & Atticus about Stix.

He was thrown out because he started smoking.

He wore an old-fashioned biker jacket. He had a red bandana, grey beard & an unkempt appearance.

He had a fight with Lemma.

Talk to Lemma about the fight. He didn’t want to play at the Salon du Lezard. He has issues with alcohol & gambling.


Interact with the Ashtray outside of the Salon du Lezard to pick up the “Camel Toe” Cigarettes.

BAR - Lefty’s

Talk to Lefty & give him the description of the drummer.


Use the Stack of Posters to put up a Concert Poster (8) on the Poster Wall.

Look at Becky. Talk to Becky.

Lance is a fitness trainer at the Gym.

Go towards the silhouette of the big wheel.

FUNFAIR - Pier 69

Talk to Stix - you can tell Lemma that he’s quitting the band.

Look at the Slut Machine - it won’t last much longer. Look at the Hatch & the Power Cable.

Look at the Embossing Machine. Use the Gold Tooth with it to get a Gold Doubloon.

Go to the wedding chapel left of the Pawn Shop.

Use the Stack of Posters to put up a Concert Poster (9) on the Poster Wall on the side of the shop.

You pick up a Conspiracy Pamphlet. Look at it in inventory.

Pick up the Old Corndog.

Take the Acrylic Diamond Ring from the Wedding Lectern.

Pick up the Plug Like Chess Piece from the chessboard in the foreground.

Look at the Cardboard Panorama in the stall. It’s a 100$. It’s a photo wall with a romantic sunset.

Look at the “Sleaze Wars” Figurine.

Talk to Waltraud.

She’ll trade the cardboard panorama for an extraordinary 2nd hand object.

The figurine is a very rare “Sleaze Wars” Character. The Slave Princess has a removable gold bikini. It’s a 1000$ as it is still in its original sealed packaging with 1970’s air.

Use the Darts on the “Sleaze Wars” Figurine.

Talk to Waltraud to buy the Sleaze Wars Figurine for 1$.

Talk to the Smoking Guy. His name is Smokey Bear. Use the Conspiracy Pamphlet on him then use the “Camel Toe” Cigarettes to get his E-Piece Pipe.


Talk to Lemma & tell her about about Stix. She tells you her guitar’s been stolen. Talk to her again about the guitar.

Interact with the Guitar Case by the door. Take the Match Box from the open guitar case. Look at it in inventory to see an address.

Find a Place for a Photo Shoot


Talk to Dick. Suggest Pier 69 as a backdrop for your photo shoot. He won’t go there as his ex is there.


Combine the Gluten Free Bread with the Barbarian Brew Leftovers to make Barbarian Bread.

Use the Barbarian Bread on the Pidgeon by the fish statue. INSTACRAP PIC 2

Talk to Lance.

ACHIEVEMENT: It wasn’t me (Use the Barbarian Brew leftovers)

TOILET - Lefty’s

Use the Gold Doubloon on the Old Coin Machine. Use the Old Corn Dog on the Dispenser Slot. Interact with the machine & choose Szechuan Sauce. Take the Nostalgic Corndog.

Use the Stack of Posters to put up a Concert Poster (10) on the Poster Wall. It won’t stick so use the Darts on it.


Give Lance the Nostalgic Corndog.

After he leaves Dick arrives but the golden hour’s been missed. You need to find a ‘sunset’.

Find a Backdrop for the Photo Shoot


Take the Second-Hand Sign.

Pick up one of the Second Hand Dildos to get a Cheese Flavored Dildo.

FUNFAIR - Pier 69

Use the Second-Hand Sign on Waltraud as a trade for the Cardboard Panorama.


Give the Cardboard Panorama to Dick. He does the photo shoot. INSTACRAP PIC 5

He won’t give you the photo until you dance with him in the Darkroom in Hell’s Pawn.

ACHIEVEMENT: Dick (Date Dick)

You have 11 Timber points.

See the scene of BJ & Faith in the Skyloft Office.

Get Erin a Job

STREET - Hell’s Pawn

Use the Stack of Posters to put up a Concert Poster (11) on the Poster Wall at the side of the police station. This leaves just one Poster in inventory.

Pick up the Flowers.

Ask Cebe what goes on here to learn that they’re always on the lookout for fresh show acts. You recommend Erin but he needs to see a sample of her show.

Look at & try to take Lemma’s Guitar. Cebe tells you he bought it from the nice old lady in the “Leisure Suite”.

Walk to the right. Look at & interact with the Drain Pipe to get a Pipe Piece.

See the rat by the bin.

In inventory combine the Cheese Flavored Dildo with the XL Condom to get a Cheese Flavored Condom. Use this with the Cardboard Roll to get a Strange Contraption. Use this with the rat.

You will be asked if you would like to refund the game. Choose ‘Refund!’

ACHIEVEMENT: I tried to refund the game and all I got is this lousy achievement (Try to refund the game)

Pick up the Captured Rat.


Talk to Erin. You need to find something to record her with.

Look at the Voyeur Drone.

Pick up the Hedge Trimmers & use on the Voyeur Drone.

STREET - Lefty’s

Interact with the Trash Can to get the Old Camera.

STREET - Hell’s Pawn

Use the Old Camera on Cebe. Erin has the job but needs to do something extraordinary for a regular spot in the VIP area.



Talk to Erin. She has an idea but needs a particular book.

BAR - Lefty’s

Use the Acrylic Diamond on the Jukebox Glass. Take the High Pitch Record.


Interact with the Gramophone Horn to turn it to face the Glass Showcase. Use the High Pitch Record on the Grammophone then interact with the Grammophone to play the record.

After the Glass Showcase shatters take the Rare Book


Talk to Erin. Give her the Rare Book.


ACHIEVEMENT: Erin (Date Erin)

You have 19 Timber points


Get Lemma’s Guitar Back


Ask Bea about the guitar & she tells you the lady pawnbroker had an urgent need to buy some delicate lingerie.

FUNFAIR - Pier 69

Ask Waltraud to find out who pawned the guitar.

Talk to Stix. He won’t tell Cebe the guitar is stolen.

Use the quarter on the Hatch of the Slut Machine. Use the Captured Rat on the Open Repair Hatch.

Talk to Stix. He needs a drink before he’ll talk to Cebe about the guitar.

BAR - Lefty’s

Talk to Lefty & ask him for the strongest drink. He gives you a Virgin Cocktail. Look at the Disinfectantional Wipes in inventory.

Use the Disinfectantional Wipes with the Virgin Cocktail to make a Deflowered Cocktail.

FUNFAIR - Pier 69

Give the Deflowered Cocktail to Stix. He agrees to see Cebe & will meet you there.


Use the last Poster (12) on the Poster Wall.


Try to take one of the Instant Camera’s. Talk to Finley. They’ll trade one for the action figure of the Slave Princess from “Sleaze Wars” - the version with the removable gold bikini.

Use the Sleaze Wars Figurine on Finley. Take one of the Instant Cameras to get an Instant Cam.


Talk to Lemma.

Give the Instant Cam to Everitt & Atticus. Take the Shroud Of Urin.

STREET - Hell’s Pawn

Cebe talks to you. He’s a huge Queef fan. Give him the Shroud of Urin. Take Lemma’s Guitar.


Give Lemma her Guitar. She needs artificial smoke so give her the E-Piece Pipe.


ACHIEVEMENT: Lemma (Date Lemma)

You have 26 Timber points

See the scene of BJ & Faith in the Skyloft Office.

Hell’s Pawn

STREET - Hell’s Pawn

Enter the club. Cebe will let you pass now that you have more than 25 Timber points.

DANCEFLOOR - Hell’s Pawn

Talk to Dick. He’ll see you later in the Darkroom.

Talk to Anu. She has to keep an eye on the entrance to the VIP area. The only way in is with a ticket. She seems to be waiting for BJ.

Talk to Lemma. She’ll meet you in the VIP area but you need a ticket.

Try going through the flames down to the VIP area. ......You die (3)

Go to the right.

TABLES - Hell’s Pawn

Talk to Becky, then Lance. Mention to Lance that you’re meeting Dick. Tell him that you’re going to meet in the Darkroom.

After Becky leaves pick up her VIP Ticket.

DANCEFLOOR - Hell’s Pawn

Use the VIP Ticket on the Ticket Scanner. Click on the platform to go down.

VIP AREA - Hell’s Pawn

Lemma talks to you & would like to meet Erin.

Go to the right & talk to Erin until you introduce her to Lemma. Don’t interrupt Erin & Lemma when they are talking i.e. use the ‘...’ option to keep quiet rather than one of the dialogue choices.

ACHIEVEMENT: Bechdel test passed (Help the game to pass the Bechdel Test)

Erin & Lemma disappear into the Darkroom.

Look at the Lube Fountain.

Try to take the Chainmail Bra. You PiPhone finds an online tutorial - “Bra Telekinesis for Dummies”.....

Take the Chainmail Bra.

Save Game

Go through the arch.

DARKROOM - Hell’s Pawn

Move the cursor around to interact with the Moist Hole, Strangely Smelling Object, Strangely Familiar Silhouette & Seething Pool. Choose Erin & Lemma or Dick.

INSTACRAP PIC 6 or 7 (Depending on whether you choose the girls or Dick - the Pic is almost identical)

ACHIEVEMENT: Going for the girls (Try to find Erin and Lemma in the darkness)

ACHIEVEMENT: I prefer Dick (Try to find Dick in the darkness)

ACHIEVEMENT: Lefty’s Dark Secret (Meet lefty outside his bar)



You talk to Anu. When you have a chance to answer to the list of charges say each time that ‘It was dark and I’d been drinking’.

ACHIEVEMENT: Busted (End up where Larry belongs)

ACHIEVEMENT: Dark and drunk! (You have to be diplomatic with lawyers)

Talk to your cellmate Tuck.

Your stuff is locked up in the evidence locker & your PiPhone is on the safe.

Ask Tuck what she did & if there’s any way out of here.

Tuck agrees to help you escape if you help with her cavity search. You need to find something loud enough to annoy the officer.

Look at & interact with the Light Beam to look out of the window. Pick up the Emergency Whistle. From the view of outside return to the Prison.

Pick up the Plunger Top, the String of Lights & Tuck’s Perfume.

Go to the right of the cell & try to interact with the Inkpad.

Use the Emergency Whistle on the door & talk to the officer.

Talk to Tuck & say you’ll search her............... you retrieve a Cucumber.

Use this with the Plunger Top to get an Improvised Plunger. Combine this with the String of Lights to make an Improvised Hook shot. Use it on Pi.

Pi calls your emergency contact Richard Ryder.

STREET - Hell’s Pawn

Dick apologises to you & agrees to send you your new profile picture.

Lance is the guy for him but there’s something wrong so Dick wants you to talk to him

Check your inventory to discover that you have acquired a Gym Customer Card.

Check your new profile picture in Timber.

Try to enter the club. Cebe stops you & gives you a Skin Voucher as a token of appreciation.

Talk to Cebe. The Lube Fountain is blocked. Enter the club.


Help Lance

DANCEFLOOR - Hell’s Pawn

Give the Skin Voucher to the Gargoyle Barkeeper to get a bottle of “Doom Perignon”.

VIP AREA - Hell’s Pawn

Use the Improvised Plunger on the Dryed Up Lube Fountain to unclog it. The Cucumber separates from the now Lubed Plunger.

Interact with the Lube Fountain to get a Lubed Wedding Ring.

Interact with the Dismembered Arm sticking out from the door of the Darkroom. Take it to get a Fisting Hand.

Pick up the Blow-Up Doll.

STREET - Hell’s Pawn

Interact with the barred window at the side of the police station to talk to Tuck. You find out how she can come & go from the jail cell.

She gives you a Hand Mirror.


STREET - Lefty’s

You have 3 new Matches on Timber: Mi-young Dong, Anu Singh & Diana Dickboyle.

BAR - Lefty’s

Lefty tells you that Erin has moved out & has left you a package.

Talk to Lefty about the secret tunnel system. He mentions something about tunnels in his backroom.


Interact with the Fleshlight Box to read a letter from Erin & find an Erin Signature Fleshlight.

Take the Hedge Trimmer & the Strawberry Penis.

BACKROOM - Lefty’s

Look at the Hand Mirror in inventory to read some clues.

“To the left the water flows.

Up the pipe the cocktail goes”

More than trees can get the axe.

To get back home, hey, just relax.”

Save Game

Interact with the Washing Machine & then with the Mysterious Tunnel.

Following Tuck’s clues go left, up, use the axe on the troll then make yourself comfortable.

If you don’t use the axe on the troll....... You die (4)

Choose to take the die and try to sneak past the troll for the achievement.

ACHIEVEMENT: I like role playing (Choose the dice at the wrong moment)


If you tell Tuck that you’ve come to save her she’ll mention that she marries couples.

Pick up the Lady Gag Poster. Go to the right & use the Erin Signature Fleshlight on the Ink Pad to get Fleshlight With Ink.

Talk to Anu. Tell her that you know BJ & Faith. You were up in the tower with them. Anu will have a date with you if you extract some information from Prune’s headquarters. She gives you a USB Stick.


Take the Prune Balloons.

GYM - NLW Strip

Use the Gym Customer Card on Steven. You get Brotein Powder.

In inventory use the Band Aid with the Blow-Up Doll to get Fixed Blow-Up Doll.

Combine The Fixed Blow-Up doll with the Prune Balloons to get a Blown-Up Doll.

Go through the barrier & talk to Lance. Automatically show him the Blown-Up Doll, Strawberry Penis & Lady Gag Poster.

Talk to Lance to ask him if he would like to meet Dick now.

Pick up the White Wash Cream.

Talk to Diana. She runs the studio & doesn’t date weaklings.

Look at & interact with the Punching Bag of Self Mutilation.

Organise a Wedding



Talk to Dick. When he & Lance split up, Lance threw his gift into the Ocean.


Look at the Flotsam & see something sparkling. Interact with the flotsam to get a Washed Up Wedding Ring.

GYM - NLW Strip

Use the Washed Up Wedding Ring on Lance & then the “Doom Perignon”

He asks you to organise a wedding. You just need to find the priest.

FUNFAIR - Pier 69

Ask Waltraud about the priest.

Talk to Smokey Bear. He gives you Aluminum Foil. Ask him about the priestess & he mentions Priestess Tuck.

BACKROOM - Lefty’s

Go through the Secret Tunnel to Jail.


Talk to Tuck. She wants you to prepare the altar & gives you her Drag Key.

FUNFAIR - Pier 69

Go to the wedding chapel.

Use the Drag Key on the Wedding Lectern to get the “Book of Love”, Candles & a Remote.

Use the “Book of Love” on the Book Holder.

Use the “Doom Perignon” on the Champagne Bucket.

Use the Flowers on the Wedding Arch.

Use the Candles on the Candle Sticks. Use the Match Box on the Candles.

GYM - NLW Strip

Talk to Lance. He wants you to try & get Dick to the pier.


Talk to Dick to get him to go to the pier with you.

FUNFAIR - Pier 69

Automatically be at the Wedding Chapel. Use the Remote on the Animatronic Bear.

Use the Washed Up Wedding Ring on Lance & the Lubed Wedding Ring on Dick. INSTACRAP PIC 15

ACHIEVEMENT: Lance (Help Lance)

You have 31 Timber points

See the scene of BJ & Faith in the Skyloft Office.

Impress Diana


Look at & take the “Fuck - O - Matic Deluxe” - Bea lets you take it for a spin.

GYM - NLW Strip

In inventory combine the “Fuck - O - Matic Deluxe” with the Fisting Hand to get a “Fist - O - Matic Deluxe”.

Use this with Punching Bag of Self-Mutilation. INSTACRAP PIC 8

Diana invites you to meet her at the Entertainment Mile on the Pier.

FUNFAIR - Pier 69

Talk to Diana.

Interact with the High Striker. INSTACRAP PIC 9

Use the Lubed Plunger on the Puck of the High Striker.

Interact with the High Striker again. INSTACRAP PIC 10

Diana is impressed.

GYM - Lefty’s

Diana wants you to ask Steven for her shake.

Ask Steven for the shake. It’s all gone as he needed it himself but he tells you how to make it.

The ingredients are fresh cucumber, kale, protein & it has to be soya based to give it that special flavour. It has to be spun in a powerful centrifuge.

DANCEFLOOR - Hell’s Pawn

Take the Flyers to get a Strip Intern Job Posting.

Use the Fleshlight With Ink on the Strip Intern Job Posting to get a Prune Strip Intern Contract.

PRUNE SHOP - Prune Inc

Talk to Finley about Nari. You need to work there too to meet her.

Use the Prune Strip Intern Contract with Finley. You now have a job & a Prunepal account. Your access card is upgraded.


Take the Watermelon, Kale & Rainbow Hair Extension.

BACKROOM - Lefty’s

Use the Pipe Piece with the Dripping Pipe. Interact with the lever on the Brewing Kettle to push it down, interact with the valve & then interact with the lever again to push it up.

BAR - Lefty’s

Tell Lefty.

He’s had to change the recipe for the Barbarian Brew & wants you to get him the ingredients.

He gives you the Barbarian Brew Recipe.

BACKROOM - Lefty’s

Interact with the Brewashing Machine to open the door.

Use the Cucumber, Kale, Brotein Powder & Expired Soy on the Brewashing Machine. Interact with the machine to close the door & start it spinning.

BAR - Lefty’s

Use the Thermal Jug on the Tap to get Jizzorade.

GYM - NLW Strip

Use the Jizzorade on Diana. Automatically adjust her watch while she’s gone.

You need a room.


See in inventory that the Frozen Slushy is now Molten Slushy.

Take a Frozen Slushy from the Slushy machine. Combine it with the Thermal Jug to get Cooled Slushy.

Meet Nari

PRUNE SHOP - Prune Inc

Use the Access Card on the Elevator to go to the Prune Office.


Talk to Nari. She likes you as you’re as nerdy as she is.

She’ll be free as soon as the new version of the PiPhone has passed all of its tests.

She gives you an assignment to get her a tall, hot, stiff vanilla latte.

Interact with the coffee Machine & take the Vanilla Latte. Use this on Nari.

She further upgrades your access card.

Look at the DNA Scanner. It only takes saliva samples.

Use the Access Card on the Elevator to go to the Prune Tech Lab.


Talk to the ProtoPi.

Look at the QA Machine & see that there are 5 tests.

Look at the Status Icon before each one to see what the test will be.

Use something appropriate to protect the ProtoPi before interacting with the lever to put it through the test.

The first one indicates fire so use the Cooled Slushy.

The 2nd test indicates a saw so use the Chainmail Bra.

The 3rd test indicates radiation so use the Aluminum Foil.

The 4th test indicates a laser so use the Hand Mirror.

For the last test choose any numbers for the configuration.

Take the Super Power Bank.


Talk to Nari. You need to be more nerdy & to prove it she wants you to bring her a “Treasure Loot Terry” Module.

STREET - Lefty’s

Use the Hedge Trimmer on the Lush Bush to reveal a Junction Box.

Use the Super Power Bank on the Junction Box.

Interact with the Manhole Cover.

BUNKER - Lefty’s

Pick up the Pencil from the shelf on the left. Take the Empty Remote Control from the body.

Take the Chainsaw Fuel & pick up the Batteries from the barrel.

Use the Batteries with the Empty Remote control to get a Charged Remote Control.

Interact with the Ghettoblaster - there’s a cassette in there but it’s finished. Look at the Ghettoblaster - it has no rewind button. Take the Cassette from the Cassette Deck. Look at it in inventory to see that it’s labelled “Code for the secret door”.

In inventory use the Pencil on the Cassette to get a Rewound Cassette. Use this on the Cassette Desk & interact with the Ghettoblaster to listen to the message.

Use the Charged Remote Control on the Computer & enter, as instructed in the message, 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5.

Take the Treasure Loot Terry Cartridge.

BAR - Lefty’s

Talk to Lefty. Repeatedly ask him what he can tell you about this new world until he’s told you everything you need to know.

ACHIEVEMENT: Stay a while and listen (Lefty can tell a lot of “interesting” things)

Look at the Barbarian Brew Recipe in inventory. For the ingredients Lefty wants something to enhance the beer taste & aroma, something that’ll turn the beer high octane & something completely natural with a vitalizing effect.

Give Lefty Tuck’s Perfume, the Chainsaw Fuel & the Maca.

You can now use the room upstairs & also the brewery.

Pick up the Moose Head.

Date Diana

GYM - NLW Strip

Talk to Diana.



ACHIEVEMENT: Diana (Date Diana)

You have 31 Timber points

Date Nari


Use the Treasure Loot Terry Cartridge on Nari. INSTACRAP PIC 12


Nari wants to wear a unicorn head & tail. And she wants disco lights.


Use the Sticky Bone on the Pencil Sharpener, by the left column, to get Sharp Bone.

Try to take the Red Ball to see Nari’s missing assistant. Try to take the ball again - the dried saliva might be able to unlock the DNA scanner. Interact with Nari’s Assistant & take the Corkscrew.


In inventory combine the White Wash Cream with the Moose Head to get a White Moose Head.

Use the Sharp Bone with the White Moose Head to get a Fake Unicorn Head.

Interact with the Last Horny - Corn to take the Unicorn Head.

Use the Fake Unicorn Head on The Headless Horny - Corn.


Combine the Rainbow Hair Extension with the Plug Like chess Piece to get a Unicorn Tail Plug.

Use the Hand Mirror on the Wrecking Chomp to create a Disco Chomp.

Interact with the light switch to turn the light off.

Use the Unicorn Head & the Unicorn Tail Plug with Nari. INSTACRAP PIC 13 & 14.

ACHIEVEMENT: Nari (Date Nari)

BAR - Lefty’s

You have 38 Timber points.

See the scene of BJ & Faith in the Skyloft Office.


GYM - NLW Strip

In inventory use the Corkscrew with the Water Melon to get a Bowling Melon. Use it on the Bowling Ball to swap them.


Use the Bowling Ball on the Slide.


Use the USB Stick on the Computer to get USB With Data.

BACKROOM - Lefty’s

Go through the Secret Tunnel to Jail.


Give Anu the USB With Data.


You get a phone call from Anu. She wants to meet you at the Salon du Lezard.


See Anu & BJ arguing.

After BJ leaves talk to Anu to learn that the information you got for her is useless. She wants to know what BJ’s hiding. BJ always carries his gold access card with him that’s needed to get into the Skyloft.


Overhear BJ telling Finley & Kyle that he lost his card.


Try to use the Hedge Trimmers on Everitt or Atticus.

Interact with various items/places e.g. the Tip Jar to find BJ’s Keycard. (Its hiding place varies)

ACHIEVEMENT: Cut contest (Try to trim some beards)


Automatically arrive. When you see the dialogue choice Ctrl + B press Ctrl & B on your keyboard. Press them again to exit the close-up.

Look at the Code Lock.

ACHIEVEMENT: NSFW (Pretend you are working)


Listen to BJ undergoing his security check.

Pay particular attention to the answer for his security sign: “Capital B four times the equal sign capital D”.


Interact with the Code Lock.

Click on: B = = = = D

A secret server rises up out of the floor..........INSTACRAP PIC 16


Faith emerges from the elevator. She’ll deal with you later.

You get a phone call. Anu now has all the info about the new PiPhone.

You have 45 Timber points

Look at & interact with the Hidden Server............See BJ’s presentation about the new PiPhone.

Pi offers to help you connect to the server. Tell her to reset your Timber score.

You have 90 Timber points

You fall through the hole in the floor & land in the midst of BJ’s presentation. Choose any responses.


Retro Larry


Pick up the Wet “Ball Street Journal” from the floor.

Interact with the Toilet Door. Take the Plunger.

Look at the sink. It’s clogged so use the Plunger on it. Pick up the Sloppy Eel to get a Stiff Eel in inventory.

Look at & interact with the Hand Dryer. It seems to be broken.

Look at & interact with the Mirror. Talk to yourself. Ask yourself to fix the hand dryer.

Use the Wet “Ball Street Journal” on the Hand Dryer to get a Dry “Ball Street Journal”.

Interact with the Door to Lefty’s Bar. It’s locked.

Look at the Key Hole to see that the key’s in the key hole on the other side.

Use the Dry “Ball Street Journal” on the Door to Lefty’s Bar.

Use the Stiff Eel on the Key Hole.

Interact with the Journal Under the Door. Pick up the Key. After a conversation with it use it on the Key Hole.

Go to the bar to find yourself in the Oral Office. Choose your responses.

ACHIEVEMENT: Grab her by the pixel (Meet the president)

Wake up to see Kyle & Finley. Find out that BJ & Faith are on a yacht to BJ’s villa in Cancum.

See the scene of BJ & Faith on the pier.


Interact with the Porthole............. INSTACRAP PIC 17


Talk to Pi. You’re bored.

Interact with the Porthole....You die (5)

Look at & interact with the Cracked Crate on the left. Take a Crowbar from the Crowbar Pile.

Look at & interact with the Upside Down Crate to try & take the loose board.

Use the Crowbar on the Upside Down Crate. Take the Screaming Rubber Chicken & the Sharp Piece of Wood.

Take the Push Up Bra from the pipe.

Use the Sharp Piece of Wood with the Vibrating Parcel.

Interact with the Vibrating Parcel to get a Vibratomizer 3000.

Use the Crowbar on the Coffin to see a Mannequin.

Use the Push up Bra on the Mannequin to make a Busty Mannequin.

Use the Screaming Rubber Chicken on the Mannequin to make a Squealing Busty Mannequin.

Use the Vibratomizer 3000 on the Squealing Busty Mannequin. Take the resulting Squealing Vibrating Busty Mannequin.

Use the Crowbar on the Toxic Barrel.

Use the Squealing Vibrating Busty Mannequin on the Glowing Ooze................

ACHIEVEMENT: Hitting the all time low (Have fun with the “Time-Killing-Machine”)


Interact with the Avocado Tree to get Avocados.

Interact with the Sand Castle to get a Syringe.

Interact with the Well Crank. Take the Bucket.

Look at & interact with the Stone Slab.

Exit to the right & talk to the bartender - Lefty?

Learn that the villa belongs to BJ. The locals built the wall.

Pick up the “Cooking For Gringos” book.

Exit to the left.

Look at the painting & talk to El Rey.

Ask him about the painting. Ask him to translate the prophecies.

Look at the Trug - the alpacas are starving.

Take the Alpaca Manure.

Interact with the Tomato Plant to get an Unripe Tomato.

Look at the Sunscreen. Look up at the Loose Patch.

Feed the Alpacas


Look at the recipe for “Original Cancum Guacamole” in the Cooking For Gringosbook in inventory.

You need an avocado, a sun-ripened Tomato, some lemon Juice, Fresh coriander & a pinch of salt.

Look at the poster for Cerveza De Los Barbaros.

Talk to Lefty & ask him for a Cerveza De Los Barbaros which comes with a Lemon Slice & Salt.

Ask Lefty how you can get over the wall. He’s heard about a secret tunnel.


Use the Unripe Tomato with the Stone Slab.

Use the Alpaca Manure on the Soil Patch.

Use the Cooking For Gringosbook on the Herb Bed to get Coriander.

Exit & then re-enter the Town

Pick up the Sun-ripened Tomato.


Interact with the Blender. Tell Lefty you just need to mix something up, you have a great guacamole recipe & you will give him the recipe.

Use the Avocado, Sun-ripened Tomato, Lemon Juice, Coriander & Salt on the Blender.

Interact with the Blender to mix everything.

Use the Bucket on the Blender With Guacamole to get a Bucket With Guacamole.


Use the Bucket With Guacamole on the Trug.

In inventory use the Syringe with the Cerveza De Los Barbaros to get a Filled Syringe.

Use the Filled Syringe with the Loose Patch in the sunscreen.

Interact with the Sun Beam.

Agree to take El Rey’s cactus when he offers it.

ACHIEVEMENT: The chosen one (Fulfil the prophecy)

You talk to El Ungulado & Al Parka. They tell you where the secret passage is & how to access it.

Over the Wall (1st Time)


Interact with the Chimney Mechanism. Go through the secret passage.


Pick up the abnormal Watering Can.

Interact with the Penis Fly Trap...... You Die (6)

Look at the Scribbled Window.

Interact with the Villa Door. It’s locked.

Go up the path to a cliff.

Pick up the Exceptionally Big Eraser.

Interact with the Eggplant bush & try to take the Giant Eggplant.

Use the abnormal ‘Watering Can’ on the Giant Eggplant.

Interact with the Giant Eggplant again to take it.


Use the Giant Eggplant with the Penis Fly Trap.

Use the Exceptionally Big Eraser on the Scribbled Window.

Enter the villa.


Try to follow Faith by interacting with each Door she goes through.

After she disappears interact with the painting.

Look for & then interact with the Hidden Switch located in a wooden panel right of the painting.

Interact with the Secret Door.

Behind it everything’s dark but go anyway............... INSTACRAP PIC 18

ACHIEVEMENT: Thanks for the cactus (Learn something about Larry’s subconscious)

Over the Wall (2nd Time)


El Rey gives you The Key.


Interact with the Chimney Mechanism. Go through the secret passage.


Take the Watering Can. Look at the Trash Can & try to interact with the Trash Can Lid.


Pick up the Exceptionally Big Eraser-Sized Brick.

Try to take the Paddle.

Use the Watering Can on the Dry Soil. Take the Paddle.


Use the Paddle on the Trash Can Lid.

Use the Exceptionally Big Eraser-Sized Brick on the Window.

Go through the Window.


Go through one of the doors (e.g. the last one on the right) to get to the ground floor.

Go to the left & interact with the Hidden Switch in the wooden panel.

Go back to the right & interact with the Secret Door to go through.

Talk to BJ. Use The Key on the Cage Lock.

Try to interact with the Security Door. Interact with the Red Button.

Go through one of the doors (e.g. the first one on the left) to get to the upper floor.

Exit through the window.


Save Game


Talk to Faith. Tell her you used the door opener......INSTACRAP PIC 19?

Choose which way Faith should go - left or right......INSTACRAP PIC 20?


Finish telling Lefty about your escapade..........


ACHIEVEMENT: Done! (Complete the game)

ACHIEVEMENT: Nice guys finish last (Watch the credits to the end)


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