--1. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You guys should
know your limits.

Huh?? I don't get it! That barkeep should bounce those guys out on
their rectangles! Explain


--2. Why do computer scientists always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

What? Computer scientists eat mice!! No wonder they're confused.
I just don't get it! Explain.


--3. Argon and Neon walked into a bar and ordered drinks. The bartender said,
"I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here. They didn't react.

Neither did I!! Who the heck is Argon and Neon?? Sounds like a Matrix movie!
Explain.


--4. A Higgs Boson walks into a church admiring the stained glass. A priest walks up
and says, "We don't allow your kind of particle in here. The Higgs Boson replies,
"But without me, you can't have mass."

Huh? That Higgs guy is a bozo! He shouldn't be allowed in
church anyway! Explain.


--5. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Hey, guys, unionize this!! Explain.

2. Octal 31 = Decimal 25. That's cute, I've never seen that before.

5. The chemist would pronounce it un-ionized

3.Sodium would have overreacted.

4. Higgs boson, aka, The God Particle

All good!

1. The limit of 1 + 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8..... as the number of terms approaches infinity is 2. Hence 2 beers

Sodium really doesn't get along with anybody!

That's it, Rog! Thanks all.