A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's

a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming,

'I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!'

The waitress says, 'That's impossible.

The biggest prize is a free Lunch.'

But the blonde keeps on screaming,

'I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!'

Finally, the manager comes over and says,

'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.

You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome

because we didn't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.

I've won a motorhome!'

And she hands the ticket to the

manager and HE reads...

Barry!

Yup, I can totally see that happening!

Bennett Cerf would be proud of you.

Good one!

Ouch

Nice one.

The Brit equivalent to the dumb blond Jokes would be the countless Essex Girl Jokes. 99% of which would get me barred for life if I repeated them here.

One that hopefully squeezes through.

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
'How many children?' asks the council worker.
'10' replies the Essex girl.
'10, OMG!’ Shouts the council worker. Ok, what are their names?'
'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.'
'Doesn't that get confusing?'
'Naah...' says the Essex girl ‘cos if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE TIME FOR BED, and they all do it...'
'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.
'Ah that’s easy, 'I just use their surnames.'

Good one Barry.

Midgie