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The Sheer Nightgown #1062474
04/10/16 01:48 PM
04/10/16 01:48 PM
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Sun City, AZ
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A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon .

Closed coffin.


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Re: The Sheer Nightgown [Re: Barry] #1062492
04/10/16 03:17 PM
04/10/16 03:17 PM
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Ouch lol


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Re: The Sheer Nightgown [Re: Barry] #1062497
04/10/16 04:11 PM
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haha

Re: The Sheer Nightgown [Re: Barry] #1062498
04/10/16 04:13 PM
04/10/16 04:13 PM
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He deserved it! lol


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Re: The Sheer Nightgown [Re: Barry] #1062499
04/10/16 04:15 PM
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rotfl


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Re: The Sheer Nightgown [Re: Barry] #1062653
04/11/16 08:19 PM
04/11/16 08:19 PM
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Calgary Alberta Canada
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That was great. haha


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