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Two Blind Pilots #1074731
07/19/16 05:55 PM
07/19/16 05:55 PM
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Sun City, AZ
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Two Blind Pilots


Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide
dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers
begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is
just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they’re headed straight for the
water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the
plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At
that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
“Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they’re gonna scream a little too late and
we're all going to die."



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Re: Two Blind Pilots [Re: Barry] #1074733
07/19/16 06:01 PM
07/19/16 06:01 PM
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rotfl Barry!

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Re: Two Blind Pilots [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1074736
07/19/16 06:22 PM
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thumbsup Barry lol


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Re: Two Blind Pilots [Re: Barry] #1074738
07/19/16 06:42 PM
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Good one! rotfl


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Re: Two Blind Pilots [Re: looney4labs] #1074742
07/19/16 07:43 PM
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A good one, Barry !! laugh laugh


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Re: Two Blind Pilots [Re: Barry] #1074745
07/19/16 08:31 PM
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lol

Re: Two Blind Pilots [Re: Barry] #1074890
07/20/16 04:16 PM
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lol lol thumbsup


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Re: Two Blind Pilots [Re: Barry] #1074957
07/21/16 04:56 AM
07/21/16 04:56 AM
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To funny Barry! haha rotfl


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