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TGIF #1102456
03/02/17 10:33 PM
03/02/17 10:33 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 32,712
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

ALBERT EINSTEIN

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Women's Point System

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.


Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system...



Simple Duties
You make the bed...................................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1
You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5
But return with beer...............................................-5
You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something................+5
You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10
It's her father...................................................-10



Your Physique
You develop a noticeable potbelly...........-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it...+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts..........-5



Finances
You spend a lot of money on something impractical............-5
Something she can't use...................-10
Such as a motorized model airplane..............-20
And she got a small appliance for her birthday.............-40



Driving
You lost the directions on a trip..............-4
You lost the directions and end up getting lost..............-10
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town........-15
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal.........-25
You know them.........-60



The Big Question
She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5
(Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)
You hesitate in responding............-10
You reply, "Where?"...........-35



Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..........+5
You listen for more than 30 min. without looking at the TV........+10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep.............-20

Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party..........0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy........-2
Named Tiffany....................-4
Tiffany is a dancer...................-6
Tiffany has implants...................-8
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly...........+1
When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain" and pat her on the rump..........-5
When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you"................+1
When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she's attractive, you say, "Yeah, but she's lousy in bed"......-6
That woman is her sister....................-90
You have one drink, and that's it................0
You have more than a few & perform the tango with a poodle.........-2
You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted....-18

Saturday Afternoon
You go to the mall together.....................+3
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car....................+4
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then drive to a sports bar...................-2
You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it....+3
You spend the day shopping for furniture, and nap on a sectional....0
You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk .............+3
Most of it chips and beer ..............-6
You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den............+15
Or refinishing the floors......................+16
Or rewiring the basement....................+17
Or adding a second floor................+18
Or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket.......-6
And you're tickled pink about it.....................-15
You visit her parents.....................0
You visit her parents and actually make conversation ..............+3
You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television ........-3
And the television is off........................-6
You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear...........-6
And you didn't even go to college..............-10
And it's not your underwear....................-15

Her Birthday
You take her out to dinner....................0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...............+1
Okay, it is a sports bar.........................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night....................-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.......-10
You go to a nice, pricey restaurant & hire a guitar player.........+3
You go to a pricey restaurant, hire a guitar player and get up and sing.............................+4
If you stink.............................+2
If you're not half bad........................+5
You get up and sing a Barry Manilow song, and you're escorted out to much applause...........-2
You give her a gift........................0
You give her a gift and it's a small appliance.............-10
You give her a gift and it's not a small appliance ...........+1
You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate..................+2
You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months..........+30
You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day........-10
With her credit card...............-30
And whatever you bought is two sizes too big..........-40

Thoughtfulness
You forget her birthday completely.......................-20
You forget your anniversary.....................-30
You forget to pick her up at the bus station...........-45
Which is in Newark, New Jersey...................-50
And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast.............-60

A Night Out With The Boys
Go out with a pal ...........................-5
And the pal is happily married ...................-4
Or frighteningly single ....................-7
And he drives a Mustang....................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)...............-15
You have a few beers.................-9
And miss curfew by an hour.................-12
You miss curfew by an hour and you didn't call....................-20
You get home at 3 am....................-30
You get home at 3 am smelling of booze and cheap cigars...........-40
And not wearing any pants......................-50
Is that a tattoo??.................-200

Her Night Out
You stay home while she goes out with her annoying friend from work...................+5
She goes out with her annoying work friends, and she comes home late.................+10
You wait up.......................+15
She goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put her to bed..........+20

A Night At Home
You watch TV together.................0
You rent a movie...............+2
You rent a movie and it's SENSE & SENSIBILITY...................+3
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you stay awake throughout.............+5
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep.......................-1
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and drool.............-2

A Night Out
You take her to a movie........................+2
You take her to a movie she likes...................+4
You take her to a movie you hate ...................+6
You take her to a movie you like.................-2
It's called DeathCop 3.......................-3
Which features cyborgs having sex..................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...........-15

Flowers
You buy her flowers only when it's expected........................ 0
You buy her flowers as a surprise, just for the hell of it........+20
You give her wildflowers you've actually picked yourself..........+30
And she contracts Lyme disease....................................-25

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


IT'S FRIDAY!! joy


It looks to be a great day here. Just like Thursday it's going to be sunny and in the upper 60s. hamster


Unlike Thursday though we're are going to have 21 mph wind gust. slapforehead


Coincidentally, it's pretty gusty in here tonight. smirk


Must be something I ate. burger


Not sure what's on tap for Friday, I may work in the yard, or I may get in my truck and drive. yes


The wind has been playing havoc with my sinuses and throat, so I'll have to play it by ear. wink


Have a happy day everyone. wave2


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 03/02/17 10:35 PM.

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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1102457
03/02/17 11:21 PM
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Joe, hope that whatever the days brings you includes some smiles and joy. joy

Have a happy day all!!

Ana wave


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1102460
03/03/17 01:53 AM
03/03/17 01:53 AM
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Good morning,have a great Friday all. happydance wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1102466
03/03/17 06:57 AM
03/03/17 06:57 AM
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Marlborough USA
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spring Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula and all. Coffee and tea are ready.
Hope you all have a great Friday! spring


Gerry
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1102472
03/03/17 07:45 AM
03/03/17 07:45 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful TGIF. Dinner, Dancing, and Karaoke, tonight at the VFW. hamster Danish, BB Pancakes, Bacon Sandwiches, and French Toast in the NC. winter


Connie
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1102491
03/03/17 10:30 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers penguin

Joe, we had 59 mile an hour winds yesterday. Took some trees down.

Ana, happy day wishes.

Gerry, coffee is a yes!

Connie, have fun at the VFW tonight.

Haroula, good day to you.

Wishing everyone a great day! lab

Last edited by GBC; 03/03/17 10:31 AM.

Gail
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1102502
03/03/17 12:46 PM
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Fantastic Friday ya'll

It's cool enough out there that I had to put on long pants this morning. happydance

Busy day here...lots to do before the boys get here. I'm planning on getting them to the park, and then home for dinner and then collapse time for me. That's my day!

Have a great one! wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: looney4labs] #1102532
03/03/17 05:10 PM
03/03/17 05:10 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1102547
03/03/17 08:18 PM
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Good evening SpaceQ and all! Ready for the weekend?

Ana wave


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1102549
03/03/17 08:50 PM
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Back from the park with the boys. Hubby covered dinner via the local BBQ place happydance Is everyone ready for the weekend?


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1102576
03/03/17 11:29 PM
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Massachusetts
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I am L4L, but I have to work tomorrow at 5:00 to 8:00. The weather is turning very cold for us starting tomorrow night. Br-r-r-r.

See you all in the morning.

Midgie hearts wavegirl


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1102587
03/04/17 02:53 AM
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SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELBOURNE AU...
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Good Morning/Evening too all Boomers:) have a great weekend.. winter

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