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Homeless Woman #1134725
12/11/17 12:52 AM
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A well dressed lady was approached by a homeless woman one day on the street. The homeless woman asked for a few dollars for something to eat. The lady pulled a $10 from her purse and then asked the woman, "If I give you this, are you going to buy wine instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to give up drinking a long time ago," said the woman.

"Well, if I give you this, are you going to go shopping for clothes instead of eating?"

"No way. It is all I can do just to stay alive on the streets."

"Well, if I give you this, are you going to get your hair done instead of having a meal?"

"No, I have not even washed my hair in over a month. Why would I do that, I am just hungry."

"Well," said the lady, "I am not going to give you this $10. Instead I am going to take you to dinner with my husband and me tonight."

The woman said, "Are you sure you want to do that? I am so dirty and I smell awful."

"Oh, that's OK. My husband needs to see what happens to a woman who gives up wine, shopping and washing .


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Re: Homeless Woman [Re: Barry] #1134755
12/11/17 10:03 AM
12/11/17 10:03 AM
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rotfl12 Barry!!

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Re: Homeless Woman [Re: Barry] #1134766
12/11/17 12:25 PM
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Re: Homeless Woman [Re: Barry] #1134768
12/11/17 12:42 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Didn't expect that ending. rotfl12


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Re: Homeless Woman [Re: Barry] #1134788
12/11/17 03:23 PM
12/11/17 03:23 PM
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Re: Homeless Woman [Re: connie] #1134810
12/11/17 07:17 PM
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United Kingdom
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Barry !! You are so naughty !! happydance12


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